Skippies and Kiwis

[ozzie-crawl]

Good news my rudder turned up in time for the weekend yipee. o wait dont have a boat to bolt it to.
Looks like i may go back to just ordering from china.
payed $6 postage and ordered it the day after i ordered from the U.S

But that brings us to pic of the day. going to be hard to beat paddys

[Xzessperated]

Good news my rudder turned up in time for the weekend yipee. o wait dont have a boat to bolt it to.
Looks like i may go back to just ordering from china.
payed $6 postage and ordered it the day after i ordered from the U.S

The cost of shipping from the USA is so expensive and often the reason why I buy from HK. Anyway mate it is on its way and with dimensions like it has it should turn on a dime and go like a shower of sheets.
BTW if you have any money to invest buy shares in BMW. Since the Doc posted the article about their seat the sales of BMW bikes has gone through the roof. I have heard they are building a seat that could be carried to the lake for us boaters to enjoy while we do our thing. That should double the fun at the lake. If the boat is not wrecked by the end of the day we will be

[drwayne]

The cost of shipping from the USA is so expensive and often the reason why I buy from HK. Anyway mate it is on its way and with dimensions like it has it should turn on a dime and go like a shower of sheets.
BTW if you have any money to invest buy shares in BMW. Since the Doc posted the article about their seat the sales of BMW bikes has gone through the roof. I have heard they are building a seat that could be carried to the lake for us boaters to enjoy while we do our thing. That should double the fun at the lake. If the boat is not wrecked by the end of the day we will be

Pfizer ( Viagara ) called BMW to complain of the impromptu rise in motorcycle riders.....

[ozzie-crawl]

Yipee boat is in sydney

Rudder has the top bushing missing so i need to make some sort of bush up. Contacted seller and he said he will send me "some nipples"
for my troubles. Could always do with more nipples

Paddy i heard BMW has released a press statement announcing there new bike.

"The new BMW Viagra will be our stiffest competition yet,with its all new patented sticky dick shift and member molded seat. the Viagra is guaranteed to harden the softest riders"

[ozzie-crawl]

Least we now know BMW does not stand for Bavarian motor works

Boner
Manipulatingting
Warfarin

[Xzessperated]

Dear Diary,
Had a short sleep. Woke up to read posts of Doc and ozzie. Tears rolling down cheeks from laughter. Ordered a vibrating, rotating manipulating BMW boaters seat on ebay.
hard to type one handed but good to be hard.

[drwayne]

Another BMW lover.

[Xzessperated]

Another BMW lover.

Dear Diary,
OMG more tears after gawking at the Docs video. So funny. "Buy a Kawasaki... no, cut out the middleman and just buy a pile of rust"

[drwayne]

Dear Diary,
OMG more tears after gawking at the Docs video. So funny. "Buy a Kawasaki... no cut out the middleman and just buy a pile of rust"

is your oxygen pump on high again, Paddy?
You're acting a bit giddy.
W

[Xzessperated]

is your oxygen pump on high again, Paddy?
You're acting a bit giddy.
W

Ahh there is something in the air down here for sure Doc. Rotting Bake Beans by the smell of it

[ozzie-crawl]

Sort of got the impression that hitler mite not like BMW.
Could be cause he was a dickless wanker so had no need for its member massaging properties

[drwayne]

Sort of got the impression that hitler mite not like BMW.
Could be cause he was a dickless wanker so had no need for its member massaging properties

Perhaps.
Maybe that feature wasnt needed as he was such a prolific wanker ?

[ozzie-crawl]

Thats pretty dam funny i reckon every time i see a bmw motor bike from now on parts of that video will pop into my head. lol

[drwayne]

It's now no surprise why motorcycle police are so mean and hard in my state.
Guess what they ride ?

[ozzie-crawl]

It's now no surprise why motorcycle police are so mean and hard in my state.
Guess what they ride ?

Well that clears that up Doc. I always thought it was because most of the motorcycle cops were ex kiwis and there was lots of cute sheep on the side of the r9ad in south oz