Skippies and Kiwis

[Xzessperated]

'I was in a pub on Saturday night and had a few drinks. I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES you stupid idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?
Then the lights went out.

[Xzessperated]

This day comes only once a year for almost everybody .. and for me I get to celebrate my 21st for the 25th time.

Happy Birthday Doc. I hope you had a great one and that there will be many more of them.

[ozzie-crawl]

Thanks for posting the pics of the boat ozzie. Damn nice boat. Good to see you are building it on a letter box. I think we are setting a trend here. I used a wheelie bin to build my big cat on and you are using a letter box. I think we should run a competition to find the most novel place someone has built a boat on. We could offer one of the Doc's boats as first prize. Second prize could be a night out with Douggie and third prize could be 3 nights out with Douggie.

I actually been building it on the back of a fat bent over hooker. was trying to get a pic with it on her back but i dont have a wide angle camera lens.

[ozzie-crawl]

'I was in a pub on Saturday night and had a few drinks. I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES you stupid idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?
Then the lights went out.

I think i had a three some with them two wales.

[egneg]

I think i had a three some with them two wales.

Yea ... then you shove them back in the water and they end up here.

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[ozzie-crawl]

Douggie will see that pic and have to clean his computer screen again

[ozzie-crawl]

On that note its pic of the day time. this shows just how handy a fat wife can be.

[Xzessperated]

Yea ... then you shove them back in the water and they end up here.

They will be in trouble if some Japanese Whalers see them on the beach like that. Imagine the research that could be done on such fine specimens.

[drwayne]

Yea ... then you shove them back in the water and they end up here.

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I wonder how long before the locals tried to push them back out to sea ?

[ozzie-crawl]

I wonder how long before the locals tried to push them back out to sea ?

Green peace was sued after they pushed them out to see and they drowned. reports say they were fined a undisclosed amount.
One leaked court document said they were fined $1 for every pound the women weighed costing green peace millions of dollars.
Federal court is trying to pass a law were fat bitc**** ooops sorry large women have to were fluro tops at the beach with printing on the front and back saying "not a whale"

[drwayne]

Green peace was sued after they pushed them out to see and they drowned. reports say they were fined a undisclosed amount.
One leaked court document said they were fined $1 for every pound the women weighed costing green peace millions of dollars.
Federal court is trying to pass a law were fat bitc**** ooops sorry large women have to were fluro tops at the beach with printing on the front and back saying "not a whale"

haha
Id suggest fluoro tops with a target so Japanese can practice harpooning ... plenty of whale oil in those fish stinky carcasses. !
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[ozzie-crawl]

Hey stop that doc. my mum hears me laughing at 12.30 am she starts ringing doctors saying im of me meds

[drwayne]

I doubt this is a true representation.
Most Eu chicks I know are taller.

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[ozzie-crawl]

guess this was not taken in europe then.

[drwayne]

guess this was not taken in europe then.

OMG yukko maximo
Packeted fried pork skins.
Almost as bad as kfcs boxed chook fat with fries.
No wonder parts of US are sinking ( collapsing under the mass of obesity ! )

you're a bastard Scotty, Im gunna have nightmares of fat chicks chasing me down the street trying to gobble me !
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekk !

nite ppl, 1230am and I need beauty sleep !

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