Skippies and Kiwis

[andym]

Yeah mate, will get some good pics later, 06 FZ1 Yamaha. Already in the shed getting the go faster treatment, just can not help myself. Will give you a ring after 7 my time.

[drwayne]

Sounds like you've already taken it for a spin. straightening the handlebars and removing gravel from the fairing is a good 'go faster ' treatment, Ive found.



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[Xzessperated]

Sounds like you've already taken it for a spin. straightening the handlebars and removing gravel from the fairing is a good 'go faster ' treatment, Ive found.



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It sounds like you ride the same way as I do

[drwayne]

It sounds like you ride the same way as I do

past tense, paddy.
1995. In all the years and almost 500000kms I'd ridden, dodging kangaroos, emus. koalas, sheep , cows, learners, women with kids, old farts with hats, .. ... the metro bus driver cruising oblivious to his surroundings drove over me, stopped at the stop lights ( the lights were red )
Yes, it hurt, and some parts still do ( the bits that are left )
Did the smart thing, now drive a lump 4WD with cargo space for my man toys.
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[Flying Scotsman]

Ah, the bike days, here is a classic in 1970....Honda CB750....late at night almost home after a couple of beers....spot two gorgeous lassies....I will do a wheele to show off....the bike goes over backwards.....the lassies burst out laughing......one bruised ego and other parts.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Does anyone know who won the Super Bowl

Way to go Packo

[egneg]

The Super Bowl was today?

[drwayne]

Superbowl ... isnt that where Govt keep all 'crazy' people together ?
I admire how the supervisors hand out novelty prizes to the ones who dont fall over so much..makes em feel special.

My radio station announced "Green Bay Packers had won SuperBowl'..
She then asked what sport is at Superbowl?
"I know , I know ! " I screamed at the car's wireless... " They play CRICKET... you moron .'


:hugs:

I admire the athletes who compete at superbowl.
Dont take my ribbing to heart.

[drwayne]

Received sms from Paddy a short while ago confirming he posted his MGM whopper esc here for smoke analysis.
Have half a thought to open the postal bag at the post office counter ...


then scream OMG, it's a BOMB ! and scurry away in the panic

hehehehehehe



I know I'll never get caught... I have a face people prefer to forget !

[Xzessperated]

Received sms from Paddy a short while ago confirming he posted his MGM whopper esc here for smoke analysis.
Have half a thought to open the postal bag at the post office counter ...


then scream OMG, it's a BOMB ! and scurry away in the panic

hehehehehehe



I know I'll never get caught... I have a face people prefer to forget !

Ha ha ha.

As long as you don't address the return the same way that Andy does...

P. Wellard
C/O Mulgrave Street Brothel
** Mulgrave Street
Launceston, 7249

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The Super Bowl was today?

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethisberger was caught partying in a piano bar last Tuesday evening. He was singing along to Billy Joel's hit, "Piano Man." Last night Roethisberger returned to the same bar and was heard singing along to the Elton John song, "That's Why They Call it the Blues."

[Xzessperated]

The Super Bowl was today?

Q. The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Bears are Super Bowl contenders."
A. Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"


Q. Why do Bears players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
A. So they can park in the handicap spaces.

Q. What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Bears fans in one room?
A. A full set of teeth!

Q. What do you call a Bears fan with half a brain?
A. Gifted!

Q. Why are the Bears like a possum?
A. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[egneg]

Paddy the last one cracked me up!

[Flying Scotsman]

This is the best thread on this site, as many participants are sanctioned as insane, apart from the Scotsman?

Douggie

[drwayne]

Paddy, you failed to include a eulogy.
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