Skippies and Kiwis

[Flying Scotsman]

Douggie.
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Had more fun watchin the tourists..wanderung around ancient sites filled with wonderous rock specimens, this one 'special' fella picked up a small round black node of unknow type and asked ' wha dis ? ' to which the highly educated 11 year old guide said 'rectomite.. shows its colours after you roll it in ya mouth for a bit'
The lad is still on my xmas card lists ......


haha
:)

Wayne

That is a scream, he would be on my list as well. The Brits on holiday are in general to be avoided at all costs, as they travel in large groups and never really savour the country they are visiting...."What! no full English breakfast included" etc.

Douggie

[andym]

No Douggie, the pommy tourist is OK it is the Yanks with the problem.

[Xzessperated]

No Douggie, the pommy tourist is OK it is the Yanks with the problem.

Our American neighbors are very welcome in Tasmania.
Anyone who ever played in a Football team that beat St Kilda is most unwelcome.

[ozzie-crawl]

Americans cant play Aussie footy as there is no ,helmets,shoulder/chest guards,padded pants allowed
pussies

[Xzessperated]

Americans cant play Aussie footy as there is no ,helmets,shoulder/chest guards,padded pants allowed
pussies

That is why they are welcome in Treasure Island ozzie.

[egneg]

How did I get dragged into this.

[ozzie-crawl]

99% of this thread doesnt really make sense chuck

[drwayne]

99.7% .....

Following my first exposure [1/365] of observational rhetoric , I form the opinion many Skippy and Kiwi posters suffer Fecal Encephalitis..

I fear this may be contagious .

Damn and blast ...........

[ozzie-crawl]

yea Doc your now infected, but thankfully there is no known cure
unless you move to the u.s and become a citizen

[drwayne]

yea Doc your now infected, but thankfully there is no known cure
unless you move to the u.s and become a citizen

No thanks

Happier down here in this tolerant land of mischievious larrikans, great beer , tasty babes , clean air and openly contentious opinions ... why change ?


Australian pub yarns are the most superior tales Ive heard.. and Ive visited quite a few global 'locals' , let me assure you ..... hic

couldnt go without those ......

W

[Xzessperated]

99% of this thread doesnt really make sense chuck

It makes sense to me, but I am a Tasmanian and we have 2 heads to compute such matters.

I can hear the Postman getting your parcel ready ozzie. There will soon be a Black Pussy in ozzies bed.

Q. How many of you guys sleep with your boats?
A. I do

[drwayne]

Toy boats as bed partners

Aint got nuthn on fresh morning coffee with crumpet. :smugmug:

[Flying Scotsman]

It makes sense to me, but I am a Tasmanian and we have 2 heads to compute such matters.

I can hear the Postman getting your parcel ready ozzie. There will soon be a Black Pussy in ozzies bed.

Q. How many of you guys sleep with your boats?
A. I do

I sleep with my LI-Po batteries and a cord attached to my?

Douggie

[ozzie-crawl]

It makes sense to me, but I am a Tasmanian and we have 2 heads to compute such matters.

I can hear the Postman getting your parcel ready ozzie. There will soon be a Black Pussy in ozzies bed.

Q. How many of you guys sleep with your boats?
A. I do

i to is a taswegian,but having moved of the wee island have had one head removed.
people just dont understand that when your talking to yourself your used to getting a reply from the other head.
Mmm can can smell that cat must be close paddy

[ozzie-crawl]

Toy boats as bed partners

Aint got nuthn on fresh morning coffee with crumpet. :smugmug:

yea paddy is trying to find pussies (cats) made in sweden
that way he will buy 2 and call then "Helga" and "ingrid"
he already has 2 chinese built boats called "fuk" and "Mei"

unlike douggie who has 2 Scottish boats called "Ben Dover" and "Phil mccracken"