Skippies and Kiwis

[andym]

Oh Ozzie perhaps you should talk to Douggie's sexual therapist !!! Just how good does he look in a dress Ozzie ??? Not that I am attracted or anything.......................

[ozzie-crawl]

[andym]

Ouch that is the saddest eunuch I have ever seen!! No wonder poor Douggie is such a tortured soul. Please every one feel sorry for the ugly pervert as he needs HELP. So does Chuck, Paddy and Ozzie for finding that bride of Frankenstein good looking enough to knock the top off it, dirty bastards!!!!

[egneg]

Andy .... have you forgotten that picture I sent to Paddy?

[Xzessperated]

A telephone call recorded by Dolly at the harlet's house.

"Andy is that you, who the f*ck is that at 3.00am Andy replies. It is Paddy says the old fossil (who is hunkered down in the ladies bathroom at the University of Tasmania, pretending to be a security guard) What the hell do you want retorts the Poofter from Broken Hill.
I want to piss Douggie off states Paddy. Who doesn't Andy replies. I have a plan the head of the ladies underwear sniffing council stammers out. We avoid the freaking idiot..no responses..no repartie..,just leave the old fart out to dry. Brilliant replies Andy who is pretending he is shagging some local beauty (hard to find in his locale) Spread the word he states"
The line goes dead.

Douggie

Douggie, you big baby!!! As Andy said a Fast Electric and not a Tug Boat. All the other kids in the sandpit will laugh at us if you bring that to the pond. We love the picture we have of you and your toy boat in our bedrooms you big hunk but that is where it should stay. I am getting excited just thinking about it. I have to go..........

[Flying Scotsman]

Well!! you 1gnoramus Australius species. Here is a video of my FAST ELECTRIC boat and checkout the supreme driving skills and cool music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMcn_XGxRD4

A very hurt Douggie

[andym]

Looks like those G Freak Clowns are getting into Snail Boats as well !!!

[Xzessperated]

Well!! you 1gnoramus Australius species. Here is a video of my FAST ELECTRIC boat and checkout the supreme driving skills and cool music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMcn_XGxRD4

A very hurt Douggie

Come on Douggie where is the electric part of that thing? OK the servo and that is it. Where is the FAST part? I can see your driving skills but that is all. I am sorry but you will have to do better than that.
We do love ya but you are an embarrassment at the pond with boats like this one and your Tug Boat.
Go and talk to Doby and he will help you build a fast boat.

[Flying Scotsman]

Come on Douggie where is the electric part of that thing? OK the servo and that is it. Where is the FAST part? I can see your driving skills but that is all. I am sorry but you will have to do better than that.
We do love ya but you are an embarrassment at the pond with boats like this one and your Tug Boat.
Go and talk to Doby and he will help you build a fast boat.

Doby, the poor fool lives in the province of Ontario and has to escape at this time of the year to warmer climes in order that he can slather sunscreen on his better half. He does know a bit about building fast tugs I grant you and he and I could team up against you slobs from the Land of Boasters and no other skills.
Chose your tug, the place can be your choice but Dolly must be the referee.
Update, no phones are allowed...Paddy you are a bad boy, but I love that phone

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Doby, the poor fool lives in the province of Ontario and has to escape at this time of the year to warmer climes in order that he can slather sunscreen on his better half. He does know a bit about building fast tugs I grant you and he and I could team up against you slobs from the Land of Boasters and no other skills.
Chose your tug, the place can be your choice but Dolly must be the referee.

Douggie

Land of Boasters is it?
So you and Doby want a race?
I will have to talk with Andy and Ozzie first then as Ub Hauled would say "We will have our people talk to your people".

[egneg]

That sail boat looks like a chunk of foam with a mast stuck in it. Have your people call my people and we will do lunch.

[Flying Scotsman]

Chuck, people that live in the sophisticated part of North America do need "people" to do their dirty work. We are very capabable of telling any wankers to sod off by ourselves.
So, give me a call @ 1 800 piss off.... that is if your "people" speak english.

Douggie

[ozzie-crawl]

Looks like those G Freak Clowns are getting into Snail Boats as well !!!

looks like some thing they would do "super fast mono" "super maneuverability"
better check see if the steering servo is water cooled with 60 feet of hose

i see potential for it, take it to the lake on the weekend when you run FE
and just leave it there, next week when you go for another FE run the sail boat will just be getting to the other side and you could turn it to come back.
thats two weeks of full sailing and you only need to turn it once and spend 30 seconds actually controlling it

[Flying Scotsman]

Look here Ozzie, you Newbie lover. Sail boats take great skill, endurance and patience...Where the hell is the wind, aw piss on it hand me another beer, that is what makes the sport endearing.

Douggie whose tug is bigger and faster than yours.

[ozzie-crawl]

your "tug boats bigger" umm i run FE boats so to me a tug boat would just be shooting practice when there isnt any ibises about