Skippies and Kiwis

[andym]

from the department of tourism n.z
"we have 2 islands, north and south"
"if you like to root black sheep head to the north island"
"if you like to root white sheep head to the south island"
"if your in to shaved sheep or goats head over to were Simon is standing and Russell crowe will be there soon to read you all a poem"

Ozzie you crack me up mate,

[andym]

Hey after this lot it will take Simon another 2 months to come back on his own thread !!!!!!

[Xzessperated]

from the department of tourism n.z
"we have 2 islands, north and south"
"if you like to root black sheep head to the north island"
"if you like to root white sheep head to the south island"
"if your in to shaved sheep or goats head over to were Simon is standing and Russell crowe will be there soon to read you all a poem"

Russel's Poem entitled...
Baa Baa Black Sheep

Baa, baa black sheep,

Have you any wool?

No sir, no sir,

Simon said it would be cool

If he shaved it off

And molester me with his tool.

[ozzie-crawl]

now thats funny
we better show simon some love

[Xzessperated]

now thats funny
we better show simon some love

Love ya Simon

[egneg]

now thats funny
we better show simon some love

This is for Simon to drool over.

[Xzessperated]

This is for Simon to drool over.

Thats very thoughtful of you Chuck. By now he must be feeling as loved as H&MWill

[Flying Scotsman]

Love ya Simon

Paddy, you are a whore, now you love Simon. This after you stole Dolly and then extending love messages to me .

Andy, we have to talk.

Douggie

[egneg]

Thats very thoughtful of you Chuck. By now he must be feeling as loved as H&MWill

I figured he could have it made into a poster to hang in the shop.

[Xzessperated]

I figured he could have it made into a poster to hang in the shop.

Great idea. He could put Russel's poem below it. Maybe he could do a Naked Sheep Calender to sell all over New Zealand

[Xzessperated]

Paddy, you are a whore, now you love Simon. This after you stole Dolly and then extending love messages to me .

Andy, we have to talk.

Douggie

Douggie darling, I am just trying to cheer Simon up a bit. Andy and I were saying how Simon had not posted on here for more than 2 months. Now that he has posted we want to make him feel special. After all, it is his thread.

LOVE YA DOUGGIE

[Xzessperated]

Christmas suggestions

Guys I know your wives are eager to buy you some new garden tools for Christmas. Xzessperated has been searching far and wide for some tools you will be happy to have in the garden (the remote control beer cooler is a great idea). These two little beauties will be a great help I am sure. The best part is you can operate them from the comfort of your banana lounge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxlVbX3ybUs&NR=1

[Xzessperated]

Andy I just done that rudder mod you wanted me to do. Not tested yet.

New rudder position



Old rudder position

[andym]

Looks better, would like to see leading edge of rudder in line with trailing edge of drive dog if possible

[Xzessperated]

Looks better, would like to see leading edge of rudder in line with trailing edge of drive dog if possible

How are you off for socks and underpants?

I am an old man. Give me time sonny.