Skippies and Kiwis

[Flying Scotsman]

This is fun, apart from Paddy and his plane obsession.

Douggie in a menstrual mood

[Nosbig]

You miss a day or two and Douggie starts menstruating?

[drwayne]

This is fun, apart from Paddy and his plane obsession.

Douggie in a menstrual mood

Ahah.
Lunar cycling suggests Douggie has found (bought?) himself a sheila, or wench, chick, babe, bike, missus, cook, barmaid.. or whatever pseudonym you wish to describe the female of his species.
We assume she wears the pants in your house?.. .

I apologize for the innuendo laden discord these last few missives, mate.
Clearly, finding a partner so late in life has tempered your spirits.

[Xzessperated]

ozzie come quick, there is gunna be a fight

It's ok ozzie, they kissed and made up.

[Xzessperated]

This video does it for me. Where is my towel?

[Flying Scotsman]

There was nothing wrong with your missives, in fact I got a giggle out of them....Take care mate.

Douggie the preacher

Ahah.
Lunar cycling suggests Douggie has found (bought?) himself a sheila, or wench, chick, babe, bike, missus, cook, barmaid.. or whatever pseudonym you wish to describe the female of his species.
We assume she wears the pants in your house?.. .

I apologize for the innuendo laden discord these last few missives, mate.
Clearly, finding a partner so late in life has tempered your spirits.

[egneg]

This video does it for me. Where is my towel?

You can put the towel away Paddy ...

http://galleries.heraldtribune.com/default.aspx?id=353423#http://ibis.htcreative.com/getGalleryImages/uploadedImages/photos/2012/07/02/zoom/2853793.jpg

[egneg]

Neu 2230 with cooling jacket next to a 1515.

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[Nosbig]

How does it compare to a regular sized soda can?

[Xzessperated]

You can put the towel away Paddy ...

http://galleries.heraldtribune.com/d...om/2853793.jpg

Going to need the towel for my tears now Chuck

[ozzie-crawl]

I dont think thats the real Douggie. Some alien species has invaded his body. Probably threw the anal canal and taken over his thoughts,feelings and actions.

[Nosbig]

Feelings? Douggie has no heart, therefore he has no feelings. And it's not like he thinks about much anyways.

[drwayne]

I dont think thats the real Douggie. Some alien species has invaded his body. Probably threw the anal canal and taken over his thoughts,feelings and actions.

I agree Scott.... he's certainly changed into a pis$$weak little bloke.
Surely lost that vegemite spirit.
Where's our fierce fire and brimstone Douggie, the one we all love and loathe ?

Piss weak Douggie, the soft.


edit: Breaking news. Welsh Police have found Douggie... outwitted by a Chimpanzee

http://video.adelaidenow.com.au/2263324935/Chimp-signs-at-Welsh-zoo?area=endslate4

[Flying Scotsman]

F#ck off you bunch of wombats...my piss gets very strong after a beer and watching an X rated film and looking at Paddy's feeble attempts at driving a boat.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

F#ck off you bunch of wombats...my piss gets very strong after a beer and watching an X rated film and looking at Paddy's feeble attempts at driving a boat.

Douggie

OMG!!! What made you say that