Skippies and Kiwis

[Flying Scotsman]

It sounds to me like you have found a way to make them frogs vibrate and it shook some of the wiring loose.

Only in my brain

Douggie

[drwayne]

Dont read too much into it. I am just an angry father who is pissed at his son. I had to watch him casually drink someones coffee and hold out his hand to take the $120 in their hand on Sunday. All he did was put a copy of Windows 7 on their laptop computer. Smart a$$ little prick. $120 and coffee and cream cake for putting a copy of a program that almost self installs on to a lap top. I have to work 3 months for $120 and my boss wants me to buy his coffee and cream cake.

I employ house trained monkeys to do tasks like that... they work in a frenzy and produce 5+ finished systems each hour.. almost worth the $28bag of unsalted peanuts.
Ive had resumes from 19yolds who claim 15 years computer experience..
"mom got me a Dell lappy in 95 an Im a real exspurt, jus quizz me homey buds " !

Qualified ( and competent) Field Techs accrue $68hr , and work 38+10 each week = 58hrs pay = 3944 gross.

Bet he doesnt feel so smart when you relay those figures, hey. !


MsW7 ? , Id hit auto build ( on, click, click, done ), $40 cash, and ask the pretty daughter to warm my chilly 'tickles with her hot breath ................. .........

[Xzessperated]

I employ house trained monkeys to do tasks like that... they work in a frenzy and produce 5+ finished systems each hour.. almost worth the $28bag of unsalted peanuts.
Ive had resumes from 19yolds who claim 15 years computer experience..
"mom got me a Dell lappy in 95 an Im a real exspurt, jus quizz me homey buds " !

Qualified ( and competent) Field Techs accrue $68hr , and work 38+10 each week = 58hrs pay = 3944 gross.

Bet he doesnt feel so smart when you relay those figures, hey. !


MsW7 ? , Id hit auto build ( on, click, click, done ), $40 cash, and ask the pretty daughter to warm my chilly 'tickles with her hot breath ................. .........

Let me know when you need another monkey. I am not trained but I learn fast. Those monkeys are on better pay than me.

[drwayne]

( the individual who attended may not be the brightest lamp on the tree )
If you squeeze him hard enough, brown matter will escape .. he is full of it.
All fire/smoke/safety doors/alarms/devices must be wired independently from consumer applications... active and neutral cabling alike.
By feeding a saw from that power grid he has drawn more than said grid could supply neutral to.. creating a 'heating element' from the ground circuit.
Be like 200A on 8awg red.. and a 26awg for the gnd .. pfft.
Bad stuff that.
Show him your size 9 does almost fits his arse as you kick him off the premises.
Litigate.. and get someone COMPETENT to do the job.

for $138hrAu id do the job.. add call out fee of course. be aware I hate hagis, but do love Angus beef and scotch in liberal quantities.
A man canno work on enthusiasm alone ....
W

Douggie, as an addendum..
door release magnets are usually held by a DC feed from an uninterruptable power source ( like mains charger to SLA battery ).. then released by alarm events.

If the electrickery bloke had used the DC -ve for AC neutral..Id check the DC source has not suffered damage also. .. those SLA bastards boil quick ...

However, in some applets an AC feed goes to each door where it is converted to the DC drive for the solenoid.

Irrespective AC or DC, these circuits must be an isolated feed.

regs
W

[drwayne]

Let me know when you need another monkey. I am not trained but I learn fast. Those monkeys are on better pay than me.

Im told conditions are terrible... toilet facilities inadequate ( bucket too full ?) , work environment stressful ( whip too loud ? ) and seating poor ( seating suggests they have chairs, haha).
Last staffer to use the complaints box was found floating in their own spittoon ....

Seriously these ppl have 18month Milspec assembler training... only have 2 in the monkey cage ..
Monkey cage is technophobe talk for static free assembly environment (cage.. )

However all the work that is released from my shop is guaranteed disease and worry free .
I am always the silly twat responsible for the longevity and functionality of product.
I stay away from 'the shop' and roam the 'burbs' doing some field work and equal amount of idle chatter.
I do work 10hr+ days .. sometimes 7 days a week... have logged the occasional 80hr week ...

If ever we meet me face2face.. I rarely look the part...

Ta for the offer.. will add your name to the list.

[Flying Scotsman]

I have to love you morons,... intelligence...a sense of HUMOUR....an ability to laugh at our feeble attempts at FE boating...an ability to talk about our personal issues... WELL this is the new Face Arsehole site....You guys rock...only after a few drams.

Douggie

[Flying Scotsman]

Andy, I just viewed your whip video...very nice driving, apart from the stuff....cool looking and well built, mate....GO CROWS...a prop from Chuck may free up the motor.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

I have to love you morons,... intelligence...a sense of HUMOUR....an ability to laugh at our feeble attempts at FE boating...an ability to talk about our personal issues... WELL this is the new Face Arsehole site....You guys rock...only after a few drams.

Douggie

Douggie,
I speak for myself and I know a few others as well when I say you are not bad yourself. We admire a man that is not frightened to speak his mind even if it gets him into trouble at times. We enjoy your sense of humor and your ability to handle being the butt of our jokes at times. I enjoy the music you sometimes put links to. We felt your pain when you and the wife separated.
Having said that there is just one thing that pisses us off....
No video of your boats on the water. It is not like we are asking for XXX Adults Only bedroom video of you being a Mervin. It is just a boat doing 55 mph on water is all we want to see.
You are the famous Flying Scotsman of OSE and RRR fame and people will want to see you on YouTube long after you are dead and gone. Go to Google and type in xzessperated or andym and you will find us both at the top of the list. Type in Flying Scotsman and you get a train. Mate you need a manager to get you to page 1 of Google and they will remember you for years after you die. Andy, ozzie and I will be legends well into the next century at least. Dr W probably owns Google so you know what end of the Google results he will be.
I am sure some YouTube video will lift your ratings.
Do not type in Simon or you get goat videos and 3 days later the Beastiality Squad will arrive and ask some embarrassing questions about frogs.

[andym]

Wayne two butchered bronze flap things arrived today, will trim and tickle tomorrow.FYI mate the back of leading edge should be smooth and blended NOT a basic chisel cut.

[andym]

Paddy the Post Mistress, Madame Whip me bitch has your decals and will deliver when she is good and ready. Ohhhh she gets me going

[drwayne]

YouTube reference is drwayne1966

Dr W probably owns Google so you know what end of the Google results he will be.

No, Goggle is not one of mine....yeah guess where Im polled... the arse end ...

Me, cashed up ??.. hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo........... ....... I wish
Business profits head towards staff.. site management.. my LHS.... GST, PAYE, Superannuation, Workcover, LSL , electricity , gas, telephone, internet, insurances... The drawings list has 130+ entries on the ledger.
I get a meager percentage of business income.


Seriously, Id forfeit the lot for good health and a 9-5 with regular days off.



W

Wayne two butchered bronze flap things arrived today, will trim and tickle tomorrow.FYI mate the back of leading edge should be smooth and blended NOT a basic chisel cut.

they arrived here from a job lot, forwarded as found.

[andym]

they arrived here from a job lot, forwarded as found.

Yeah right mate,, just remember it is us you are talking to not your dick head gnome mate.............................................. ................................. just kidding with ya, we know you have no mates............................................. ...............................

[drwayne]

Yeah right mate,, just remember it is us you are talking to not your dick head gnome mate.............................................. ................................. just kidding with ya, we know you have no mates............................................. ...............................

:sob.:
it's true.
I wanna come clean and tell all
I have no mates
The women I meet only want sex
The men I meet keep handing me cash
:sob:
I get invites to client's homes for bbqs.. I arrive, bottle of red in hand, and only the wife, and sometimes daughters too.. are home....
sux to be me .
it's a cruel cruel world, aint it ...... ?

Dunno how, but I cope.

it's the obscure things like model boats that help me survive the moral perils I face..

and now Ta to andy its all back in my thoughts

might go fondle the 6S df33 .... relief ? ..... ahhhhhh.... nice !




andy, dont pick on the garden gnome.. he's a pro.. just ask him.

[ozzie-crawl]

garden gnomes i like garden gnomes,had a threesome with a couple garden gnomes a few years back,or were they penguins.
i would jump on the young unemployed moron band wagon,but you know what they say about people who live in glass houses
then again i may just be employed by a pharmaceutical company as a guinea pig testing drugs,Hmm time for a new batch and 8 hours of oblivion

[Flying Scotsman]

[QUOTE=drwayne;219014]:sob.:
I get invites to client's homes for bbqs.. I arrive, bottle of red in hand, and only the wife, and sometimes daughters too.. are home....
sux to be me .
it's a cruel cruel world, aint it ...... ?

Damn it, there is my problem, I arrive with a case of beer.....wine Douggie...wine Douggie....Doc, would a bottle of pissed frog 2010 do the trick.

Douggie