Originally posted by Xzessperated
Paddy:<background water noises>
caller: Hello ?
Paddy: Gday. Paddy 'ere... what's up ?
caller: Im calling from Sth Launceston council regarding condition your front yard.
Paddy: yup, it's a disgrace .. missus hasnt had time to mow anything lately..everything's overgrown..
caller: pardon me, whats the splashing noise in the background ?
Paddy: I have a fish tank here .. ha ! little fishy jumped up, went plop plop.
Paddy: hello ? .. HELLO ? ..
hangs up, reaches for notepad roll
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