Skippies and Kiwis

[drwayne]

Never start a thread with a question.. else wankers jump in with wacko suggestions.
Start it with a statement of fact. like " Align balance taps are better."
That'll really get the turds bubbling up in the information pool.

W

[ozzie-crawl]

Its great tho it really gets me thinking. Like do suicide vests come with a warning sticker "Warning improper use may NOT cause serious harm or death"

[drwayne]

Its great tho it really gets me thinking. Like do suicide vests come with a warning sticker "Warning improper use may NOT cause serious harm or death"

Why dont they just blow themselves up instead of innocents too ? A preplanned safe exclusion zone for the BOOM, make better media coverage than an unsuspecting marketplace suddenly filled with unidentifiable bits of parts.. .. what if they buried your private bits in a Christian cemetery? .. are there virgins in hell ? .. would Allah accept left over surplus bits from a Christian God ?
Here you go, I think this tackle belongs to you....

[ if anyone takes offense to this post, you dont belong here]

[ozzie-crawl]

Beats me Doc. As i dont believe in god looking from the outside i find it puzzling who he actually barracks for
Christians think he is on there side but they kill not only Muslims but other Christians as well.Muslims do the same kill Christians and those of there own faith.
Best thing that could happen as far as i can see is if we were attacked by Aliens and we had to band together to survive.
No longer would we be Christians,Muslims,Jews,White,Black,Colored, but Humans against Aliens.
Sounds weird but what else will stop us from killing each other. Mind you going to war against another species is possibly no different than one religion fighting another.

[Xzessperated]

Beats me Doc. As i dont believe in god looking from the outside i find it puzzling who he actually barracks for
Christians think he is on there side but they kill not only Muslims but other Christians as well.Muslims do the same kill Christians and those of there own faith.
Best thing that could happen as far as i can see is if we were attacked by Aliens and we had to band together to survive.
No longer would we be Christians,Muslims,Jews,White,Black,Colored, but Humans against Aliens.
Sounds weird but what else will stop us from killing each other. Mind you going to war against another species is possibly no different than one religion fighting another.

ozzie I have been teleported many times to an Alien ship and probed incessantly by a whole gang of bike riding beings wearing nothing but a Hobby King wanking towel around their necks. It has been the highlight of my week for several years now. Let's not go to war with these guys, as believe me it would be the end of a very good thing.

[Xzessperated]

The smoke is thickening on our eastern horizon. Burning lipos, slow burning lipos sacks and smoldering tempers are adding to the pollution but omg this is better than any movie I have seen in the last 12 months. Nothing beats real life eh?

[Xzessperated]

The smoke is thickening on our eastern horizon. Burning lipos, slow burning lipos sacks and smoldering tempers are adding to the pollution but omg this is better than any movie I have seen in the last 12 months. Nothing beats real life eh?

Coming soon to a big screen near you "Independence Day Lipo Explosion".

I am off to get my feet wet at the pond but I am keeping an eye on you and ozzie Doc.

[drwayne]

Beats me Doc. As i dont believe in god looking from the outside i find it puzzling who he actually barracks for
Christians think he is on there side but they kill not only Muslims but other Christians as well.Muslims do the same kill Christians and those of there own faith.
Best thing that could happen as far as i can see is if we were attacked by Aliens and we had to band together to survive.
No longer would we be Christians,Muslims,Jews,White,Black,Colored, but Humans against Aliens.
Sounds weird but what else will stop us from killing each other. Mind you going to war against another species is possibly no different than one religion fighting another.

Before I start, Im into reality, not religion
My Australian Census paperwork identifies me as a member of the JEDI religion..purely and simply easier than writing ReliGion iz 4 loosers in the boxed window name OTHER.. , and yet somehow Jedi is on equal footing as the accepted religions.
Didnt Christianity start out as a fundamentalist group spreading anti-government malicious tales ?.. their leader caught and killed after a long manhunt ?
The crusades involved Christians spreading the word of god, or death to those who refused.. millions perished..

I offer no disinterent, disrespect or discussion to people who follow a theological order whose very foundations are based upon anti government literate written a few hundred years after the event.
Im a scientific man of the new millennium.
We've seen solid documentary proof of intergalactic powers far greater than we mortal men could understand.
May the force be with you ! ..... time to believe in what is real !

hic
W

There were 80k+ Jedi followers in the 2011 count.....scientologists less than 2200 .. I guess they're the real wackos !!!!!

[Xzessperated]

Before I start, Im into reality, not religion
My Australian Census paperwork identifies me as a member of the JEDI religion..purely and simply easier than writing ReliGion iz 4 loosers in the boxed window name OTHER.. , and yet somehow Jedi is on equal footing as the accepted religions.
Didnt Christianity start out as a fundamentalist group spreading anti-government malicious tales ?.. their leader caught and killed after a long manhunt ?
The crusades involved Christians spreading the word of god, or death to those who refused.. millions perished..

I offer no disinterent, disrespect or discussion to people who follow a theological order whose very foundations are based upon anti government literate written a few hundred years after the event.
Im a scientific man of the new millennium.
We've seen solid documentary proof of intergalactic powers far greater than we mortal men could understand.
May the force be with you ! ..... time to believe in what is real !

hic
W

There were 80k+ Jedi followers in the 2011 count.....scientologists less than 2200 .. I guess they're the real wackos !!!!!

Ahhh Doc, you have felt the probe. Good stuff.

Well the trip to the pond turned into a trip to the flying field. It is -2 here this morning and the thought of cold water on my hands changed the direction the car was heading. I guess I could have warmed my hands at the nearest lipo fire but my New Zealand Possum fur gloves that I use for flying on cold mornings won out.

[ozzie-crawl]

Aaahh the census. I to Am a Jedi according to the census but i also share a house with James Dean,Elvis Presley, and a few others.
My income was just over $1,000,000 a year that was actually a gift from my dog who was a billionaire at the time.
I cannot remember what else i wrote but there was some weird stuff lol.
Mind you the governments have spent billions on trying to spy on there people and doing a census was just not reliable enough as people do not like there privacy invaded. So what was the answer ? Face book,twitter, and various other places people tell the world about them selves. No more do the government need to spy its handed to them daily.
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[drwayne]

Some the most profound life advice comes from enigmatic locations

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[Flying Scotsman]

You guys make my life luminous, but I am off to my pit now so fu.ck off.

love you all Douggie

[Steven Vaccaro]

You guys have a pretty free reign on this thread, lets keep it that way. Try to work leaving the f bombs out of it.

[drwayne]

Thanks Steven

We do appreciate this thread's isolation & ignored status

When our bombers are awake, we'll remind them

W