Skippies and Kiwis

[Xzessperated]

I haven't spoken to my wife very much for a month (she lost her job and is very moody) I have enjoyed the peace and quite. After 30 years there really isn't to much to be said that hasn't been said before.

Bloody night work has ruined my marriage. I know the girls at Kmart better than I know my wife. We seldom talk. The good thing is she seldom moans about my toy boats.
"Toy boats" I hear you say. Let me just say I have been edumacated by the good Dr W and from this day on I will refer to them as toy boats.

Douggie the Urban Dictionary tells me that as a Red Neck I use the word edumacated to sound smarter than I really am.

[Xzessperated]

Why thank you young Douglas, I have never been one to Pussy foot around. I mean who wants a pussy that you can get your foot in ???

Most of them are like that in Tasmania Andy.

[Flying Scotsman]

Chuck, you are a lucky man....the peace and quite I now have is a revelation, though I do miss the odd dust off

Douggie

[drwayne]

Chuck, you are a lucky man....the peace and quite I now have is a revelation, though I do miss the odd dust off

Douggie

Did she leave due your spelling ?
W

[Flying Scotsman]

Did she leave due your spelling ?
W

No, it was due too myy habbitt of spedingg enddlouse houres on a webbsight thaat caatters to refinnedd gents frome thhe daarrk countinnemnt

Douigggiee

[egneg]

Chuck, you are a lucky man....the peace and quite I now have is a revelation, though I do miss the odd dust off

Douggie

Douggie don't feel bad - I corrected my miss-spelling of quiet before I responded.

[drwayne]

No, it was due too myy habbitt of spedingg enddlouse houres on a webbsight thaat caatters to refinnedd gents frome thhe daarrk countinnemnt

Douigggiee

Ohhh, yo jus redickulus, duude.

[Xzessperated]

What happened while I was asleep. It took me 10 minutes to find our little slice of heaven.
Mutton dressed up as lamb me thinks

[Flying Scotsman]

You twits are the best morons I have ever meeate..Love and Kisses

Douggie

[drwayne]

OMG.. We've almost shuffled to page 2 of the OffTopics pages

ttt

SC40 build goes ahead in leaps and rebounds ...
CF to floor pan and engine mount(s) done.
Motor(s) , Stinger(s) and rudder installed.
Need 11/32(8.73mm) drill to bore stingers for roller 3/16 bearings.. out to hardware store on Monday morn with verniers in hand...
Need promised esc from Paddy...
P'raps 6 hrs when all the needed stuff is here.. then down to the puddle...
Tomorrow ( 26thJune ) last local club meeting for this season .. last run for maritimo before ships to that place downunder that looks like a map of Tas !

[egneg]

I sent Andy a picture of my twin powered cat. I can't post it here as I used a sticker he sent to me.

[Boaterguy]

subscribing because I love useless topics (i have no idea what's going on right now, excuse my interruption.)

[Xzessperated]

subscribing because I love useless topics (i have no idea what's going on right now, excuse my interruption.)

Oh you are going to fit right in here as we don't know what is going on either

[egneg]

Paddy is the exception ... the rest of us know what's going on but we just don't care (unless it involves giving Douggie a hard time).

[Boaterguy]

Back to topic, okay... I think I can do this, skippies and kiwis.. thinking.. thinking.. whats that smell? oooh pork! oh wait that's my brain.