Skippies and Kiwis

[Flying Scotsman]

Doc, Paddy with a eulogy would be something to read....Paddy?

Douggie

[drwayne]

Doc, Paddy with a eulogy would be something to read....Paddy?

Douggie

Paddy, of Mulgrave St Brothel, received his latest mail order present soon after Christmas....
He escorted her inside and wasnt long before she was stark naked, cradled in his arms.
Biggest pair of ( fans) he has seen since his days as mop+bucket guard in Hustler's mammography appreciation class.
Anyway, without a word , Paddy attaches her to his Pc.. barely wiggled his index finger near the go button and she'd gone off with a Bang !
Cor, that's some serious foul play there Pad.

If you tell me what vulgar things you did to her, I may persuade her eyes to light up once again.

condolences, mate.

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Paddy, of Mulgrave St Brothel, received his latest mail order present soon after Christmas....
He escorted her inside and wasnt long before she was stark naked, cradled in his arms.
Biggest pair of ( fans) he has seen since his days as mop+bucket guard in Hustler's mammography appreciation class.
Anyway, without a word , Paddy attaches her to his Pc.. barely wiggled his index finger near the go button and she'd gone off with a Bang !
Cor, that's some serious foul play there Pad.

If you tell me what vulgar things you did to her, I may persuade her eyes to light up once again.

condolences, mate.

Well you are on target when you say you will make her eyes light up. After I connected her to the PC I set about programming her for some serious action. She had a flashing blue eye under her big sunglasses. I saved the settings that I thought would give me maximum pleasure. I took her to her new bed in the Black Douglas and plugged into her. As hard as I tried I could not make her cum, no wrong word, I should have said go. Because of her inaction there was no movement in my motor. We both just lay there and I was frustrated to say the least. I took her back to the PC and plugged into her but this time there was no flashing blue eye under the sunglasses. She appears dead. A bit like making love to June really.
I hope this helps. In the mean time I am being unfaithful with another Chinese one but I do not know what will happen when I stick the big 6 inch, oops I mean 6s into her.

[drwayne]

Paddy

Holy crap, I thought my 19 page code was complex.. this blighter has 64 per mode (x4) !

1. How many cells did you connect when usb programming ?
2. How many cells were in Black Douggie when you tried to start up ?
3. What V is in black Douglarse for Rx ?..4.8v 6.0v 7.4v ... LiPo bec or NiCd/Mh ?
4. Did you set throttle endpoints via programmer, and confirm on Tx, or did you try so on connect in Douggie ( where nothing happened ) ?
5. Do you use anti-zap battery connect ?

I read that if the 'on/off' switch is 'on' when you connect the battery.. irrespective state of Rx function.. the unit is 'lights out'... call the coroner.
Didya, huh ?

What's the gripe with MGM warranty ?.. pm me the details.


W

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Paddy

Holy crap, I thought my 19 page code was complex.. this blighter has 64 per mode (x4) !

1. How many cells did you connect when usb programming ? 5s
2. How many cells were in Black Douggie when you tried to start up ? 5s
3. What V is in black Douglarse for Rx ?..4.8v 6.0v 7.4v ... LiPo bec or NiCd/Mh ?
4. Did you set throttle endpoints via programmer, and confirm on Tx, or did you try so on connect in Douggie ( where nothing happened ) ?
5. Do you use anti-zap battery connect ? no

I read that if the 'on/off' switch is 'on' when you connect the battery.. irrespective state of Rx function.. the unit is 'lights out'... call the coroner.
Didya, huh ? how do you know if the switch is off. it is not marked. you are the coroner.

What's the gripe with MGM warranty ?.. pm me the details. (a little later)



W

This has become an expensive paper weight

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Doc, Paddy with a eulogy would be something to read....Paddy?

Douggie

Gone to the pond to think about this.

[drwayne]

This has become an expensive paper weight

Nah, the brick didnt cost me a cent... !

Once I finish stroking her ample fans, will look deeper without physical dismemberment in lieu possible warranty from land of ample bosom and amber fluids.

LMK If not warrantiy-able.. Id rip out the fans/sink and use a custom watercooled sink, reduce size to 1/2 height !

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Nah, the brick didnt cost me a cent... !

Once I finish stroking her ample fans, will look deeper without physical dismemberment in lieu possible warranty from land of ample bosom and amber fluids.

LMK If not warrantiy-able.. Id rip out the fans/sink and use a custom watercooled sink, reduce size to 1/2 height !

I really do not want to send it back to those pricks Wayne. If I have to read all the crap that came with that thing it aint gunna happen.
Lets just Australianize it and make the bloody thing user friendly and water cooled as you said.
I will take some pictures of the warranty and send you those a little later.
Getting ready to take the Black Douggie and the Chinese bimbo to the lake right now

[drwayne]

Controller is turned-on by open contact of the switch or by connecting the accumulators (applies to versions without the switch).
 When you use more than 4 Lipol cells (more than ca 16V), use „antispark― resistor for first battery connection, see here: How to prevent sparking when connecting batteries with higher number of cells

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Controller is turned-on by open contact of the switch or by connecting the accumulators (applies to versions without the switch).
 When you use more than 4 Lipol cells (more than ca 16V), use „antispark― resistor for first battery connection, see here: How to prevent sparking when connecting batteries with higher number of cells

Oops you caught my greasing my shaft. Now the keyboard is covered in grease. Oh well it wont rust when I spill my coffee on it I guess.

Was I supposed to read all that crap? An $800 esc and I have to read instructions??? I spend $79 on a Chinese one from HK and it comes without instructions and works fine and is as good as my Hydras (well if they laid the wires down flat it would be). Guess I am going to be waiting for the Chinese to make one without instructions. My Chinese wife came without instructions and apart from sex she works just fine.

[drwayne]

I really do not want to send it back to those pricks Wayne. If I have to read all the crap that came with that thing it aint gunna happen.
Lets just Australianize it and make the bloody thing user friendly and water cooled as you said.
I will take some pictures of the warranty and send you those a little later.
Getting ready to take the Black Douggie and the Chinese bimbo to the lake right now

20 page manual and 14 page warranty exclusions on included CD.

The millisecond I pop off her sunshades for a close up peek at her eyes. she's a non warranty job.

Lotsa monee waisted for no read theyre wonderus attampt at Cz to Engrish manuel..


All external measurements I make come back within parameters.. but without access inside it's really an edumacated guess what you screwed.

End of day it's your $800 paperweight.. your call.

btw.. if circuit level damage.. easy.. if coding lost , nuthn I can do

W

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20 page manual and 14 page warranty exclusions on included CD.

The millisecond I pop off her sunshades for a close up peek at her eyes. she's a non warranty job.

Lotsa monee waisted for no read theyre wonderus attampt at Cz to Engrish manuel..


All external measurements I make come back within parameters.. but without access inside it's really an edumacated guess what you screwed.

End of day it's your $800 paperweight.. your call.

btw.. if circuit level damage.. easy.. if coding lost , nuthn I can do

W

LOL

Go for it Wayne. Be brave and take her sunnies off.
Warranty is one thing but they talked me out of it when they took so long to post it originally. If it has to make a return trip and sit on someones workbench waiting for the prick to repair it then lets do the Ozzie thing and get the scalpel and open her up good Doctor.

[egneg]

Geez Paddy ... I would be on the phone screaming at somebody!!!

and more

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Geez Paddy ... I would be on the phone screaming at somebody!!!

and more

What is your number Chuck?

Yeah I know what you mean Chuck but it is not the worst thing that has happened to me in FE boating.
Probably my own fault for not reading the instructions well anyway. If I have to read a book to find out how to operate something then that is not going to happen. I like plug 'n play. MGM might make good controllers but when it comes to an instruction book they could learn from the old saying to Keep It Simple Stupid (KISS). What they can do it kiss my a$$
The Black Douglas done a runner on me this morning and slammed into the bank at about 40 mph. Dirt all over the hull but the only damage is the motor mount came loose. A bit of epoxy and back to the water. That is one tuff hull. Thanks Rob if you read this.

[drwayne]

Lucky.
Im fairly sure if Douglas slammed into a bank at 40mph he'd have a sticky brown deposit on his sporon .. and lots of bemused onlookers..

W

Last chance, Paddy
forfeit warranty.. yes/no ?

What is your number Chuck?

Yeah I know what you mean Chuck but it is not the worst thing that has happened to me in FE boating.
Probably my own fault for not reading the instructions well anyway. If I have to read a book to find out how to operate something then that is not going to happen. I like plug 'n play. MGM might make good controllers but when it comes to an instruction book they could learn from the old saying to Keep It Simple Stupid (KISS). What they can do it kiss my a$$
The Black Douglas done a runner on me this morning and slammed into the bank at about 40 mph. Dirt all over the hull but the only damage is the motor mount came loose. A bit of epoxy and back to the water. That is one tuff hull. Thanks Rob if you read this.