Skippies and Kiwis

[drwayne]

Douglarse's bloody countrymen screw it up again !

[andym]

No one said intelligence is a Scottish trait !!!! Stupid pricks

[andym]

Paddy is walking down the road eating a bag of doughnuts, Douggie meets him & says ' if I can guess how many doughnuts you have in the bag, can I have one? Paddy said ' if you can guess how many doughnuts are in there you can have both of them!! '..............Douggie says 'Four!'

And this my friends is proof that Scotsmen are dumber than a Tassy Legend !!

On another note did you ever notice that all men are conned into believing they are marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is that after a few years the nympho leaves but the fuc$ing maniac doesn't !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has absolutely nothing to do with boats unless you are not allowed to buy boat parts because of said maniac.

[drwayne]

My late wife ( not dead.. just dead to me ) was belatedly diagnosed as bipolar.
Nasty, cruel stuff that .. letting an unsuspecting bloke marry star #1 from 'The Exorcist' ........
She was indeed the nymphomaniac you can only dream of..
I married her ! ..
Every waking moment she wanted... comforting...
Problem being I worked away for weeks..., you bastards started sticking it in when I wasnt home.

We need to introduce a sunset clause into the marriage contract.. nah, sorry, it isnt working out for me ... cya .. :run-like-the-wind:

W

ps.. props arrive tday, Ta andy

[drwayne]

Where's scoota ??
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/n...-1225948879659

[andym]

That was apples, or so I heard. I think he is a Scott. Na just kidding it is obvious that he is VICTORIAN and that by itself is way worse than being a Scott.

[drwayne]

A week
that'd be 7 days fellas..
173.28hrs to be precise ...
without a post from anyone
What's going on ?.
Busy massaging the dragon ?

andy's been reduced to emailing personalised abuse !


how did Oz go against the exmissus in court on 22nd ?

c'mon girls.. what's the goss ?

W

[andym]

Well I have been building my new gas mono and waiting on the arrival of the 6s rigger. Trying to find a good deal on the 1524 and esc to match as well as Williams racing motor mounts. In between this I have been working long hours to try and pay for it all !!
Paddy has left the missus for a 75 year old toothless nymphomaniac who is grateful for Paddy's sexual prowess. I understand he has been nothing but a Gentleman and only giving her the back half !!!
Ozzie, well I hope it went well, I do not think he loves us anymore as he states his RC CAR friends are better roots than us Hetro boat guys!!
Douggie got flushed out to sea with the rest of the crap when they unblocked his sewer.
Thats all I know

[egneg]

All I know is Mel is trying to get custody of his daughter for ulterior motives.

[Xzessperated]

There is that much crime in Tasmania that the week before last I worked 76 hours and last week 64 and without a break I have worked all of this week so far.
I have found time to test my HK F1 Tunnel and have got it to 39.8 mph before it done the somersault that is characteristic of a tunnel that needs some adjutments. There is a few more mph to come there once this baby is setup correctly.
Ohhh I know this will make a few of you happy... the fuselage of my glider is now in 3 pieces. Dont be too happy as I have copious amounts of epoxy.

[Flying Scotsman]

The glider is ONLY in 3 pieces that is a shame.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

The glider is ONLY in 3 pieces that is a shame.

Douggie

Scotsman it is good to see you are still with us even if you make derogatory statements about my glider

[andym]

Send your rotten bloody glider to me Patrick, I can get way more than 3 pieces out of it..............

[Xzessperated]

Send your rotten bloody glider to me Patrick, I can get way more than 3 pieces out of it..............

Miggers you will be upset to know that it is all in 1 piece again. The damn tablecloth is stuck to it now. Oh well a cut off wheel in the Chinese Dremmel will remove most of that. I wonder if June will notice the hole in the tablecloth. It is better to be the cloth than the table that is stuck to it I think.

[Flying Scotsman]

Damn it, June must be a saint to put with your withering atempts at manhood.

The Scotsman is back after his efluent escapade and will be on his way to the land of nefarious animals....have to love those Southern Continent's????

Douggie