Skippies and Kiwis

[egneg]

Douggie are you having food and drink delivered through the window now?

[Flying Scotsman]

Douggie are you having food and drink delivered through the window now?

Nope....Paddy is sending supplies with his aerial masterpiece with 10000000000mah batteries and photos of the Kmart lavatory.

Douggie

[drwayne]

We have had the fire alarm people in......the panel is toast. Days of wine and roses ahead..the electrian bypassed the panel and supplied new circuitry to the door magnets so they remained energised ALL THE TIME

Douggie

OMG

have they presented an onsite team member to de-activate the doors in event of fire/smoke/air-contaminant emergency ? .. do they run around emitting exit alarm tones as well?

Holy snapping frog shi te Douggie.. this is not a 'roses and frog wine' outcome for the sanitarium ..... more likely ' wreaths and Ale quaffing memorial wake ' .......

Come visit ...Ive a suitable 6x4 cubicle for you, and shed for your boats.....
( have a camera Paddy .... will send pic of boats )

[Flying Scotsman]

Doc, an update...Douggie goes to the local Safeway is waiting with his meagre supplies for the week...attactive lassie in front of me opens her mouth.....holy crap an Aussie...where you are you from....Perth....Douggie states I love the fact that you morons can take the piss out of each other ...response...THAT IS A NATIONAL PASSTIME...I am in love.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Puzzled. All will be revealed in good time. 36 inch Aussie mono and 80 mph is all you have to know at this stage

[Flying Scotsman]

Where is the tunnel hull speed crap boat??? and Aussies have a perculiar love for the colour of a well known rugby playing nation.

Douggie

[andym]

I think only the wankers with slow boats use black Douggie, to hard to see a FAST boat when a dark colour is used. You will notice that I have yellow, white, red and even a bright green but NO black and that is because I have FAST boats mate, now I can hear you all screaming BULL*!***!***!***!** but the wise people KNOW better.
I mean Douggie there is NO WAY you would allow your new hydrated glass speed machine to be blemished in black, is there????
No me old mate leave the black to the pretenders,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I think it is even in the rules, only dick heads with SLOW boats may use BLACK or PINK

[andym]

OOooo Paddy nice BLACK boat there mate, I suppose you have had to wait until the next shipment from Delta Force came in................................................ ..............................

[drwayne]

sob
lost my DF33 today
6S on 1577kv with x452/3
A few wonderful laps of wot with oohs and aahs from the small assembly of wallabies and similarly moronic fellow boaties.
hits own wake .. up, up , up .. down, down , down and gone...
as graceful as a swan on crack .....
surfaced almost 90 mins later..
mud up to the 1/2 way mark !
deck and hull separate entities from nose to 2/3 mark



arrive home, unload remains , start to dismember corpse.
Small box of tools is missing.
searched rear of 4wd and under seats etc...
wtf ?
used at pond.. left it on the ...... oops. !
go outside to 4wd.. and there it is.. survived the 20 mile return trip resting on bullbar !
must be a lucky day ( for the tool box )

W

[drwayne]

I think only the wankers with slow boats use black Douggie, to hard to see a FAST boat when a dark colour is used. You will notice that I have yellow, white, red and even a bright green but NO black and that is because I have FAST boats mate, now I can hear you all screaming BULL*!***!***!***!** but the wise people KNOW better.
I mean Douggie there is NO WAY you would allow your new hydrated glass speed machine to be blemished in black, is there????
No me old mate leave the black to the pretenders,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I think it is even in the rules, only dick heads with SLOW boats may use BLACK or PINK

Doubt black affects speed or performance.. but I do recall a wise member here ( gas guru ) suggest all hull bottoms be painted white so you can see it when upside down...
But from the driving tactics of gassey people Id suspect it is so they have a better target .......

Fastest boat should be painted violet .. when it reaches 160mph it leaves the visible color spectrum .... drive it like mine.. all I see is rooster !

[andym]

drive it like mine.. all I see is rooster !

Well may I suggest you take the Fukin Man Chook off the bloody boat BEFORE you run it, tosser !!
Df hulls will sub with a strut even slightly down even more readily if weight is a bit forward as well, been there smashed that, check strut every time and never did it again.
Then again it was probably that fukin Chook you wanker

[andym]

Paddy just realized your new tug is BLACK, sorry mate but I stand buy my comments. Just how fast do you think that thing will go on 2s ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????

[andym]

but from the driving tactics of gassey people id suspect it is so they have a better target .......

yes yes yes...................

[andym]

Doc, an update...Douggie goes to the local Safeway is waiting with his meagre supplies for the week...attactive lassie in front of me opens her mouth.....holy crap an Aussie...where you are you from....Perth....Douggie states I love the fact that you morons can take the piss out of each other ...response...THAT IS A NATIONAL PASSTIME...I am in love.

Be warned Douggie, they like BIG ones !!! I have seen a few that look like frogs mouths though, you could be in luck !!

[andym]

Paddy oh Paddy where are you Paddy, have come to play and you are hiding, Come on have a go you big girl