Skippies and Kiwis

[Flying Scotsman]

In the water mate with that plastic condom spinning at 100 rpm.... nice looking battery and radio though
Douggie

[Xzessperated]

In the water mate with that plastic condom spinning at 100 rpm.... nice looking battery and radio though
Douggie

Personally I think it is a good idea to recycle condoms. You would be surprised at how many I have slipped on in the Kmart car park at 3 in the morning as I do my crime fighting rounds.

[Flying Scotsman]

Crime fighting!!!...more like pussy searching...".where are the lavatories boss man"??

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Crime fighting!!!...more like pussy searching...".where are the lavatories boss man"??

Douggie

So you heard about me and the cleaning woman in the Disabled Toilet. She is a real little hot a$$ that one.
I get paid to look at women. That is what guards in shops do.

[drwayne]

Also Doc, the alarm system is getting very interesting, it may cost $35,000 to fix.

Douggie

If the building you reside within was offloaded from the Ark .. Id accept the costs as a mandatory update to a dilapidated vintage building .. Israelites didnt build for longevity.. all mud and camel shi te.
One would hope the onsite technician involved discussed ( with a rep of your building maintenance group ) the problems inherent of adding further drain to an already old system?
Why he/she did not test the validity of return via that 'alarm junction block' suggests said person found a connection suitably 'not alive' and used as most convenient return for the power outlet he/she fitted.

Point one. immediately contact insurance for the building involved and detail the electrical company had installed a new outlet . and permanently disabled all fire doors. Let the insurance chase them for reasons and fixes.. the elec company is liable.. just needs someone there with bigger brighter baubles to stand up and say so. Insurance companies are brilliant for getting qualified ppls to point at others ( for a gratuity, Im sure )

regs
W

ps .. sleep with a fire extinguisher and a wet towel ( I hear andym has one suitable )

W

[andym]

Google egneg and see what comes up! If you click images the XS2 that was Andy's shows up.

Found it eventually, lots of egg crap though

[drwayne]

Found it eventually, lots of egg crap though

Youtube egneg and we get a poncey git in UK videoing framed artworks , sounding like he's about to splatter a towel....
very odd.

no relation ?

[ozzie-crawl]

Douggie is more famous than I thought. I copied the following right from the web-page...
"buy douggie mugs, tshirts and magnets"
Not sure if I want the Mug or the T-shirt.

Dr W will be remembered for the 2,000th post on this thread. Oops no that was me that posted that. Not enough fingers and toes. Sorry

about 18 months ago some one asked me if i had ever googled my name
so i tried it, first thing that came up was i am dead
needless to say i havent googled it again
there is a series of books i havent read were the main caracter has my name and he is a time traveling cop
i tried to google douggie but my computer has Anti transvestite protection system installed

[Flying Scotsman]

Doc, the legal vulters are gathering...thanks on the insurance info....the technician made a huge bobo and is running for the hills...thank god his company is large and all his attempts have been documented. It was another member of the maintance group who authorised the work with the caveat all work must be done under code.Your first response was illuminating to all involved.
Thanks,

Douggie

[egneg]

Found it eventually, lots of egg crap though

Google keeps trying to change it to eggnog! So you must be careful in your search.

[drwayne]

Doc, the legal vulters are gathering...thanks on the insurance info....the technician made a huge bobo and is running for the hills...thank god his company is large and all his attempts have been documented. It was another member of the maintance group who authorised the work with the caveat all work must be done under code.Your first response was illuminating to all involved.
Thanks,

Douggie

.. caveat ..all work under code ?
wtf ?
at completion of works here we get a COC ( CertificateOfCompliancy), without one the premises is electrically condemned and disconnected from power grid !


Everyone, please move to the left side of corridor and avoid contact with door knobs or handrails as we calmly evacuate the building...
Yes Madam, the exit tones do sound like alarmed frogs.
Please Sir, stop laughing. .. and avoid your eyes from the smoldering golfball washer still wedged in Douggie's butt_cleavage ...
Douggie, do get a hurry on....
Tsk Tsk, DocW did warn you not to use personal appliances on this floor..


we fix, we fix !
for $138hrAu we'd do the job.. add call out fee of course
( As a promotional offer we will present a selection of frogs for your personal enjoyment ... chocolate with creme centers..squeeze in the right spot and a straw appears ...)
W

[Xzessperated]

Google keeps trying to change it to eggnog! So you must be careful in your search.

Chuck I believe you have some racing this coming weekend. Good luck with that m8.

[crabstick]

what did I miss!

Im back, Just had two weeks or so off work and computers as I have just become a Dad.

Man i seriously need a fix of boating and forum madness!

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what did I miss!

Im back, Just had two weeks or so off work and computers as I have just become a Dad.

Man i seriously need a fix of boating and forum madness!

Congratulations

[Flying Scotsman]

Not here Doc, sign the work order and out the door....trust the marsupilas to have a better system.

Douggie