Skippies and Kiwis

[Xzessperated]

Look here Ozzie, you Newbie lover. Sail boats take great skill, endurance and patience...Where the hell is the wind, aw piss on it hand me another beer, that is what makes the sport endearing.

Douggie whose tug is bigger and faster than yours.

I think you mean Douggie the tugger.

Ozzie he is tugging it again

[ozzie-crawl]

must be a small set of tweezers

[Flying Scotsman]

Shooting practice, you would not be able to hit it as it ROARS by you at 7mph and fires it water canons loaded with Roo piss. This is no ordinary tug. the piece de resistance is catapults loaded with AndyM Roo Cheese.

Edit

Tweezers are very handy indeed

Douggie

[Doby]

What in God's name are all you Bozo's talking about?????? Speak English!!

[ozzie-crawl]

What in God's name are all you Bozo's talking about?????? Speak English!!

we cant these are special coded messages we send around the world to spies
if every body understood what we were on about we would not be very good at our job

and douggie "the sail boat has departed,its rigging is taught,the cat in the hat will find you"

[Xzessperated]

we cant these are special coded messages we send around the world to spies
if every body understood what we were on about we would not be very good at our job

and douggie "the sail boat has departed,its rigging is taught,the cat in the hat will find you"

Koala thumbs up ozzie

code blue

[ozzie-crawl]

Koala thumbs up ozzie

code blue

another code blue awesome
when will them suicide bombers realise you cant have practise days

[andym]

The cat is the HAT and the sea is turnig RED, the parcel has landed and it turns me on.
Please note ASIO and the CIA are trying to understand us, Doby is a FED beware !!! Terminate, Terminate, Terminate

[andym]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL !! We will rule the world Hahahahahahahahahaha, Oh how the power corrupts

[andym]

Doby up until post 829 it was all English and If you read from page one a hilarious read indeed !! Kind of The Monty Python of FE forums. For those with a sense of humor and the ability not to take one's self seriously. Unfortunately most Americans take them self way TOO serious !! and therefore need not bother with this thread because once you have posted you are FAIR GAME and WILL be ridiculed and made fun of, not to offend you but just for giggles. After all we are not here to root spiders are we??

[Doby]

American,,,,please,,,insult me not.......I'm a true blooded French Canadian German.

That should give you guys plenty of ammunition to keep you all amused.

[andym]

Are you part of the resistance Or are more of a short Mustache Germans ??
Paddy will be in touch soon with the secret initiation practices. Our closest member Douggie will do the sacred rite's. Just make sure you LUBE up and wear a woolly jumper

[ozzie-crawl]

The cat is the HAT and the sea is turnig RED, the parcel has landed and it turns me on.
Please note ASIO and the CIA are trying to understand us, Doby is a FED beware !!! Terminate, Terminate, Terminate

dont worry about doby,the fox is on the hunt and will catch the weasel

[andym]

Should be easy, he will be lubed up. The Weasel will be up the easel and painting the stern red

[andym]

Just remember Doby this is all your fault!! Is Canada a part of America?? Or is this just another conspiracy by the US imperial invaders??