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No one would ever use the words June and Nymphomaniac in the same sentence
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Seems good to go when I come over !!! Oh $hit I forgot you did not know !!!
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I am a wee bit lost on this thread.....Ozzie what are you doing....no more boating?
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Oh Douggie get a grip mate !!!! It is easy to follow just use your imagination. Ozzie is leaving the boating community because of the nasty way YOU have treated him !!! You are a bad man Douglas.Comment
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i am sick off being violated by douggie
its costing to much in therapy
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I am hearing you dead Ozzie, so they still charge for therapy when you are dead ??Comment
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Damn it I was in rehab for one day, yes for a Scot that is all it takes. Ozzie we love you, now get off your bike and show us your party boat.
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I believe the .5 is approx 3100 KvComment
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A Joke For The Scotsman
One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
I'll feed you," the Scotsman said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the Scotsman replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated,
"You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,
"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to
the Scotsman and said, "Sir, you are too kind..
Thank you for taking all of us with you.
The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.
"You'll really love my place.
"The grass is almost a foot high"Several boats in various stages of destructionComment
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And another
Dougie was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home.
When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been oot drinkin' as usual!" "Why would ye say that?" he complained innocently.
"Because the pub called an' ye left yer wheelchair there again!"Comment
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Here is one Andy sent to me but I thought you should all see what our Kiwi cousins are up to...
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Well, I have been away for two weeks on holiday in Scotland and you b*stards have taken advantage of seeing my good traits. It was a grand time but I did not find a wee Scotish hen to partake in my wee cock but now that I am back in Canada and suffering from alcohol withdrawl symptoms, it is great to to communicate with the Southern hemisphere idiots. On a sad note a cousin of mine married a twit from Australia whilst I was there. The wee lassie was struck with his wonderful demeanour
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Thats because us Aussie's are well hung !! No wee little cocks down here mateComment
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What is happening here?
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