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  • Xzessperated
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    • Apr 2008
    • 3060

    #4786
    Originally posted by Flying Scotsman
    Well I am off to the local Aussie consulate armed with a water pistol filled with Douggie piss and then I will seek asylum at the Syrian or Ecuador embassy.

    Douggie
    May I suggest Ecuador. We will meet you in Quito if we can just figure out a way to disguise ourselves as David Cameron, Maggie Thatcher or Sir Geoffrey Boycott. Personally I am going for the Victoria Beckham costume and the Doc will be disguised as my husband David.
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    • drwayne
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      • May 2008
      • 2981

      #4787
      Originally posted by Xzessperated
      May I suggest Ecuador. We will meet you in Quito if we can just figure out a way to disguise ourselves as David Cameron, Maggie Thatcher or Sir Geoffrey Boycott. Personally I am going for the Victoria Beckham costume and the Doc will be disguised as my husband David.
      Careful Douugie... Australia's Embassy officials are a brutal lot ... they're damn good shots with those feral blue cans of Foster's lager.

      @paddymelon
      If guised up as Vicky and Davo we'd be arrested too ! ...... they flipped the bird, hopped the border and got green cards, m8.

      Id rather be Bill Oddie .... and you can be the Queen !
      Wayne Schutte PhdCSE BaSE BaEE. Australian, & damn proud of it YOUTUBE
      @ 36" H&M Maritmo twin1512/1800 6S1P 88mph @ 40" drag hydro#1 twin 5692 12S1P .....always for fun @

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      • Xzessperated
        Fast Electric Addict!
        • Apr 2008
        • 3060

        #4788
        Originally posted by drwayne
        Careful Douugie... Australia's Embassy officials are a brutal lot ... they're damn good shots with those feral blue cans of Foster's lager.

        @paddymelon
        If guised up as Vicky and Davo we'd be arrested too ! ...... they flipped the bird, hopped the border and got green cards, m8.

        Id rather be Bill Oddie .... and you can be the Queen !
        It's a good thing you are up with the status of your celebrities Doc or we could end up having to answer questions about our sex lives in a Scandinavian country.
        I am happy to play the part of the Queen but I want you to know I am not a Queen.
        I done a ring around today and my old mate Hugo from Venezuela told me he could arrange for 5 star accommodation and pretty girls if we decided to live there. Hugo likes to stir the pot and I kinda like the guy so I am considering my options.
        Last edited by Xzessperated; 08-20-2012, 09:01 AM.
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        • drwayne
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          • May 2008
          • 2981

          #4789
          Originally posted by Xzessperated
          It's a good thing you are up with the status of your celebrities Doc or we could end up having to answer questions about our sex lives in a Scandinavian countryy.
          I am happy to play the part of the Queen but I want you to know I am not a Queen.
          I done a ring around today and my old mate Hugo from Venezuela told me he could arrange for 5 star accommodation and pretty girls is we decided to live there. Hugo likes to stir the pot and I kinda like the guy so I am considering my options.
          Hmmm... Ive no worries with police in Sweden ( unless they've seen our Kevin'07 parody posted to bluetube with the overinflated Swedish nurse and MrPotatohead doll on 3 C cells ? )
          Venezualan's have some the best factory produced nipples Ive come across. . . We could hide inside one of their nipple foundaries and act like tourists looking for the exit .... ..'wasnt pinching nuthn, honest ! '
          Good thinking 86.

          I'll go incognito.. I'll wear my cool beercan hat !
          Last edited by drwayne; 08-20-2012, 09:04 AM.
          Wayne Schutte PhdCSE BaSE BaEE. Australian, & damn proud of it YOUTUBE
          @ 36" H&M Maritmo twin1512/1800 6S1P 88mph @ 40" drag hydro#1 twin 5692 12S1P .....always for fun @

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          • drwayne
            Fast Electric Addict!
            • May 2008
            • 2981

            #4790
            Originally posted by Xzessperated
            I like the sound of being locked in a room full of nipples.
            I ordered me one of those beer can hats and it naturally had to be one that reminds me of my favorite state in the ...

            Top job. Does it hold beer like my hat ?
            I bought mine from eBay
            I lodged a paypal claims but they reckon Im not entitled to everything in the pic
            Bugga..that beer looked tasty..
            Wayne Schutte PhdCSE BaSE BaEE. Australian, & damn proud of it YOUTUBE
            @ 36" H&M Maritmo twin1512/1800 6S1P 88mph @ 40" drag hydro#1 twin 5692 12S1P .....always for fun @

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            • egneg
              Fast Electric Addict!
              • Feb 2008
              • 4670

              #4791
              I may need to reconsider where I run boats ...

              waterway watch.JPG

              I think Homeland Security is out to get us here in the states.
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              • drwayne
                Fast Electric Addict!
                • May 2008
                • 2981

                #4792
                Originally posted by egneg
                I may need to reconsider where I run boats ...

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                I think Homeland Security is out to get us here in the states.
                Grab some small prey from the 7-11, a cardboard box and handful of aspirin.
                If those government spy birds start to bother you, catch and post to a new home state.
                Washington may suit as there's plenty of vultures there now
                B)
                Wayne Schutte PhdCSE BaSE BaEE. Australian, & damn proud of it YOUTUBE
                @ 36" H&M Maritmo twin1512/1800 6S1P 88mph @ 40" drag hydro#1 twin 5692 12S1P .....always for fun @

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                • egneg
                  Fast Electric Addict!
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 4670

                  #4793
                  Originally posted by drwayne
                  Grab some small prey from the 7-11, a cardboard box and handful of aspirin.
                  If those government spy birds start to bother you, catch and post to a new home state.
                  Washington may suit as there's plenty of vultures there now
                  B)
                  Sounds like a plan Doc ... without any air holes of course.
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                  • drwayne
                    Fast Electric Addict!
                    • May 2008
                    • 2981

                    #4794
                    Originally posted by egneg
                    Sounds like a plan Doc ... without any air holes of course.
                    Dont know of legalities in US regarding transportation native animals, m8 .. but if I shipped a silver tailed Bunyip without due care Id be in serious trouble being they're so rare and endangered ..
                    I dont think expiration is in order, just relocation.
                    DocW ( on 3rd glass )
                    Wayne Schutte PhdCSE BaSE BaEE. Australian, & damn proud of it YOUTUBE
                    @ 36" H&M Maritmo twin1512/1800 6S1P 88mph @ 40" drag hydro#1 twin 5692 12S1P .....always for fun @

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                    • egneg
                      Fast Electric Addict!
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 4670

                      #4795
                      Originally posted by drwayne
                      Dont know of legalities in US regarding transportation native animals, m8 .. but if I shipped a silver tailed Bunyip without due care Id be in serious trouble being they're so rare and endangered ..
                      I dont think expiration is in order, just relocation.
                      DocW ( on 3rd glass )
                      Ok ... maybe just 1 big one on the bottom.
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                      • drwayne
                        Fast Electric Addict!
                        • May 2008
                        • 2981

                        #4796
                        Originally posted by egneg
                        Ok ... maybe just 1 big one on the bottom.
                        chuck, google 'bunyip', they're an interesting critter blamed for several attacks on drunk tourists
                        But as far as feral native animals go their not so bad as those bloody male koala dropbears, in the Blue Mountains..thank god they're rare ..
                        Wayne Schutte PhdCSE BaSE BaEE. Australian, & damn proud of it YOUTUBE
                        @ 36" H&M Maritmo twin1512/1800 6S1P 88mph @ 40" drag hydro#1 twin 5692 12S1P .....always for fun @

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                        • egneg
                          Fast Electric Addict!
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 4670

                          #4797
                          There is something similar in northern Wisconsin ... the "Hodag".

                          The Hodag is a cryptid hailing from Rhinelander, Wisconsin.
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                          • Xzessperated
                            Fast Electric Addict!
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 3060

                            #4798
                            Sorry to interrupt the rather intellectual conversation you and Chuck are having Doc but I thought you would be pleased to know the Swordfish arrived safely and has been bench tested on 6s. You are a legend Doc. Should be able to give it a run on the water tomorrow morning as the installation into the boat is almost complete. Thanks for programming and posting it to me...









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                            • drwayne
                              Fast Electric Addict!
                              • May 2008
                              • 2981

                              #4799
                              Glad it fits inside the hull
                              W
                              Wayne Schutte PhdCSE BaSE BaEE. Australian, & damn proud of it YOUTUBE
                              @ 36" H&M Maritmo twin1512/1800 6S1P 88mph @ 40" drag hydro#1 twin 5692 12S1P .....always for fun @

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                              • egneg
                                Fast Electric Addict!
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 4670

                                #4800
                                Is that the 300 amp esc?
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