Skippies and Kiwis

[drwayne]

You stopped coming when she became pregnant?
Doc I am an Aussie so I have a thick skin. Even I make fat jokes about me.

Well. if you've a thick skin...
Fat people are the true cause of this global warming we all suffer.
The additional food resources required to satiated their appetite.
The additional resources required to produce stretch clothing.
The additional crude oil consumed for vehicles to cart their arses around
Not to forget the additional tonnes of methane produce from their fat arses !
America is #1 cause.. look at their obesity epidemic.. and Tasmania a close second..

I reckon fat ppl should live next to power companies..hoses attached their arse, supplying natural gas to electrical generation plants
A win-win situation.. the toxic ozone depleting gases put to good use.. and nature's own reserves given a reprieve.

luv to all
W

Too much Caffeine. ?

[Xzessperated]

Well. if you've a thick skin...
Fat people are the true cause of this global warming we all suffer.
The additional food resources required to satiated their appetite.
The additional resources required to produce stretch clothing.
The additional crude oil consumed for vehicles to cart their arses around
Not to forget the additional tonnes of methane produce from their fat arses !
America is #1 cause.. look at their obesity epidemic.. and Tasmania a close second..

I reckon fat ppl should live next to power companies..hoses attached their arse, supplying natural gas to electrical generation plants
A win-win situation.. the toxic ozone depleting gases put to good use.. and nature's own reserves given a reprieve.

luv to all
W

Too much Caffeine. ?

You are not even coming close to offending me

[drwayne]

Have that new swordy here waiting for plugs, Paddy.
She a big mother... ideal for the D.O.I. pussy !
anyways.. plz send a pic of the insides your favorite pussy, so I can work out what squeezes in where

From the looks of Doc's FB profile pic he could stand to add a few kilo's.

Nice looking house Paddy.

even if they gave back the missing bits, Id still be half the man Paddy is ...... !

re: the house.. are the builders taking the piss, Paddy ... is that roller doorway for you ?



W

[Flying Scotsman]

The pub,do they sell quality ales? ...would I have to bunk up with Andy?....nice BIG house...see you soon.

Douggie

The house will be in Beaconsfield Doc. If you like fishing we can take the tinnie out in the river and catch a few of those too.

[Xzessperated]

The pub,do they sell quality ales? ...would I have to bunk up with Andy?....nice BIG house...see you soon.

Douggie

The house is June's Douggie. Any real living will be done in the garage. Model boats, planes, cars, beer fridge, sports and p.o.r.n channel, home gym and naked pics of your favourite girls on the wall. OK we might go inside with June to eat and shower. Before you ask, the answer is no I am not showering with you

[Xzessperated]

Have that new swordy here waiting for plugs, Paddy.
She a big mother... ideal for the D.O.I. pussy !
anyways.. plz send a pic of the insides your favorite pussy, so I can work out what squeezes in where




even if they gave back the missing bits, Id still be half the man Paddy is ...... !

re: the house.. are the builders taking the piss, Paddy ... is that roller doorway for you ?



W

Will get to that very soon Doc. Kids, wife and gf all want my attention. They are all going to be told shortly that I need some me time to do my model things.

[drwayne]

Will get to that very soon Doc. Kids, wife and gf all want my attention. They are all going to be told shortly that I need some me time to do my model things.

Kids can fend for themselves once they turn 12, m8 .. unlock that cellar door and set them free
You've a wife ... and a gf ? Wow, I see why rc time is precious ......

I offloaded my strife ages back, gf's come and go, and my one token increase to world population is of the email generation.
Im free.. !

chuckle .. lmk when to harass the nice postlady for a parcel.
W


W

[Flying Scotsman]

Aw crap, I thought this was going to be a man's place .....is there room for a tent where I can snore and fart???

Douggie

The house is June's Douggie. Any real living will be done in the garage. Model boats, planes, cars, beer fridge, sports and p.o.r.n channel, home gym and naked pics of your favourite girls on the wall. OK we might go inside with June to eat and shower. Before you ask, the answer is no I am not showering with you

[Xzessperated]

Aw crap, I thought this was going to be a man's place .....is there room for a tent where I can snore and fart???

Douggie

Oh there is a bedroom in the house for you Douggie. One of the first Chinese saying June taught me was "it is not your house if you cant fart in it". You have permission to fart and snore Douggie

[drwayne]

Oh there is a bedroom in the house for you Douggie. One of the first Chinese saying June taught me was "it is not your house if you cant fart in it". You have permission to fart and snore Douggie

I'll bring a swag for the back yard..... some scents just dont go away.

[Xzessperated]

I'll bring a swag for the back yard..... some scents just dont go away.

[drwayne]

Paddy takes Chuck and Douggie fishing, falls overboard...

[Flying Scotsman]

Laughing out load

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Laughing out load

Douggie

What he said

[drwayne]

What he said

So your not upset Douggie moved the boat away when you surfaced ......?