Skippies and Kiwis

[drwayne]

Now wait a minute....the hooker last night said she had never seen such a beast ...mind you I had to pay her for that testimony!!!

Douggie

My Gf logged onto hookers-anon last night,, her first time Id reckon ...! Hot topic is some skirt wearing old bloke in canada who spends big for the girl to find his micro pecker... it's a hoot coz they get paid even if they pretend to find it.. What a git !
hehe
hic hic h i c
Zzzzzzzzzppfft.

[ozzie-crawl]

Even some old guy in India seen the pic of Douggie on Hookers-anon

[ozzie-crawl]

Got big news for you guys but you have to keep it quiet and dont tell anyone.
I have just received a smuggled out photo of Maxcraps latest battery. It is believed they had secret investors brought in to help with this new lipo. Cant mention any names but i believe one of the large smart phone manufacturers was involved.
This new technology is not used by any other manufacturer. Its water proof and guaranteed not to catch fire while plugged into a vehicle.

[Xzessperated]

Got big news for you guys but you have to keep it quiet and dont tell anyone.
I have just received a smuggled out photo of Maxcraps latest battery. It is believed they had secret investors brought in to help with this new lipo. Cant mention any names but i believe one of the large smart phone manufacturers was involved.
This new technology is not used by any other manufacturer. Its water proof and guaranteed not to catch fire while plugged into a vehicle.

I guess it is going in the new stage 5 MePhone that Gfreak are going to import. This is going to be a MAN size phone going on the look of those lipos. Waterproof is good for those that manage to drop the phone in the urinal. Man, you should be able to browse RedTube for days with a battery that big.

[Xzessperated]

Even some old guy in India seen the pic of Douggie on Hookers-anon

Ahh that Douggie

[drwayne]

I guess it is going in the new stage 5 MePhone that Gfreak are going to import. This is going to be a MAN size phone going on the look of those lipos. Waterproof is good for those that manage to drop the phone in the urinal. Man, you should be able to browse RedTube for days with a battery that big.

If there's a competition to name this new aPhone.. I suggest
'TubTurtle'.. ..
100% waterproof inside it's protective shell.
Pullout support arms for convenient handsfree applications.
Extendable dual lens cam on flexible neck.
A new safety feature.. poke your finger into it's lower charge socket and it screams for help !
Many different skin colors.
Inspired by Orville ( RIP )

[ozzie-crawl]

If a new phone was released by apple they would have to call it the Jobless

[Xzessperated]

If a new phone was released by apple they would have to call it the Jobless

[Xzessperated]

I see the smoke from the burning lipos still wafts about the OSE forums . Lipos are not the only thing smoldering I guess. Fireproof bags seem to cloud the horizon too.
Just to be on the safe side I am going to charge my lipos underwater

[drwayne]

I see the smoke from the burning lipos still wafts about the OSE forums . Lipos are not the only thing smoldering I guess. Fireproof bags seem to cloud the horizon too.
Just to be on the safe side I am going to charge my lipos underwater

Mine are safe, close at hand on top the metal cabinet alongside my computery work desk.
No bloody asbestos lined storage bags for me !!!
I charge them right here at my feet ( alright, here at my right foot )
Room has 75'c(165f)heat initiated Halide extinguishers(3) in ceiling, a fire door, rattly window, and a coffee maker that can.
I call it home .
Has all the good gear !

[ozzie-crawl]

Yea but once again you cant have a opposing view to the OP. I have stabbed to death countless lipos over the years getting rid of them for friends,hobby shops,club members etc.
I have seen a lipo sack do its job,but wont bother as the OP wants video proof.
Going to keep out of that thread,just wanted to see the U.S law on LIPO sacks and if they are not complying. Far as i can find there is no law.

[ozzie-crawl]

I see the smoke from the burning lipos still wafts about the OSE forums . Lipos are not the only thing smoldering I guess. Fireproof bags seem to cloud the horizon too.
Just to be on the safe side I am going to charge my lipos underwater

You can only use maxcraps as there the only water proof ones lol

[drwayne]

Yea but once again you cant have a opposing view to the OP. I have stabbed to death countless lipos over the years getting rid of them for friends,hobby shops,club members etc.
I have seen a lipo sack do its job,but wont bother as the OP wants video proof.
Going to keep out of that thread,just wanted to see the U.S law on LIPO sacks and if they are not complying. Far as i can find there is no law.

go take a looksee.I just got a backpat from the boss !

[ozzie-crawl]

Yea and i could not keep me big mouth shut or big fingers from typing

[ozzie-crawl]

Mite start my own lipo thread that way if anyone disagrees i am still in the right
Think i will call it " lipo balance plugs is the distance between each pin approved by the intergalactic federation of permissible gaps"

On that note i should go take my Medication for the night