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[bwells]

Goat? I thought it was sheep? I have 3 pigmy goats to eat the weeds but that
is all!

[Xcesive8]

Hehe..

[andym]

Goat? I thought it was sheep? I have 3 pigmy goats to eat the weeds but that
is all!

You really want us to believe that ???????

[ozzie-crawl]

andy i think he is a little confused,what he is trying to say is
"i have 3 goats but when i smoke weed they look like pigmy goats,i bring them in side and we play spin the bottle with the 4 billys"

[RayR]

Makes you kinda wonder what he does when he finds them

and his newest one is the best so far

post count +1

Ray

[befu]

No thanks!

Dear Americans

(I hope nobody really gets offended by this, it's all just for fun)


To the citizens of the United States of America...

In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

(backdated to 1776).

I am offended, but only in a "just for fun" sort of way!

No thanks. We have our problems, but we do not need to add Englands to ours. I am afraid both are in trouble sir.

The American revolution part I : 1775
The American revolution part II: Coming soon to a theater near you ?

The only thing that really gives me hope anymore are your EXCELLENT AVATARS!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

Brian

[Flying Scotsman]

andy, that was a cracker post, it was realy very funny with some grains of truth in it.

Douggie

[domwilson]

"10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers."


I know where Belgium is....We should bomb them.

[andym]

I know where Belgium is....We should bomb them.

Excellent idea !!! Why you are at it can you bomb Kiwi Land for me too??

[andym]

News flash
Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions and a few trillion dollars in bailouts for some corporations, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

[befu]

News flash
Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions and a few trillion dollars in bailouts for some corporations, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Best one I heard in awhile! Thank you, going to use that one.

This turned into a fun thread!

Brian

[domwilson]

Or the light at the end of the tunnel turns out to be a laser sight...

[domwilson]

Wouldn't it be nice if the news just reported the news and in truth, and that opinions be clearly stated as just that; Opinions?

[Steven Vaccaro]

Or the light at the end of the tunnel turns out to be a laser sight...

Or worse yet, one of these

http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2009-11/boeing-tracks-and-shoots-down-uavs-laser-weapon

[domwilson]

Or worse yet, one of these
http://www.popsci.com/technology/art...s-laser-weapon

That could also be utilized as a deterrent to traffic jams..