Tiger Woods

[Rumdog]

You really didn't know Tiger was black?!

[domwilson]

According to Tiger, he's "multicultural". Either way, I don't think he'd be invited as a motivational speaker at a Klan rally.

[andym]

Chuck sent me this game, a lot of fun

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[Steven Vaccaro]

Thats funny!

[Efis]

The crash did make me feel a little better. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who can't hit a 3 iron worth a crap!!!

Blake

[eboat]

his new boat

[Chris Harris]

I agree with Steven and Dom. I think there are a lot of hypocrites out there saying look what he did while they are doing or have done the same kinda thing.

I for one am over it! Try living in the same metro area as Tiger, like I do. It's all they have been talking about on the news since all this happened MOVE ON PEOPLE!!!

Chris

[AZpdljumper]

Heres one

Whats the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?


Santa Clause stopped @ 3 Hoes

[hydromaddicted]

Tigers new nickname... Cheetah

[ron Olson]

Subject: Johnny's at it again!




It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have

turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the

children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

dismissal.


Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can

leave early today."


Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart

and will answer the question."


Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."


Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."


Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.


Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."


Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."


Johnny is even madder than before.


Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."


Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."


Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the

questions.


When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would

keep their mouths shut!"


The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"


Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[andym]

[ksm2001]

Heres one

Whats the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?


Santa Clause stopped @ 3 Hoes

One I got as an email that fits along with yours.

Ken

[Flying Scotsman]

[QUOTE=ron Olson;146204]Subject: Johnny's at it again!




It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have

turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the

children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

dismissal.


Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can

leave early today."


Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart

and will answer the question."


Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."


Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."


Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.


Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."


Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."


Johnny is even madder than before.


Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."


Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."


Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the

questions.


When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would

keep their mouths shut!"


The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"


Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"[/QUOTE

That is very funny...my sense of humour loves that post

Douggie