Tiger Woods

[andym]

One:

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

Two:

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

Three:

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

Four:

What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing

Five:

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

Six:

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven:

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Eight:

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine:

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though

Ten:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one

[Jeff Wohlt]

Damn funny. I would beat her with that custom $600 club for being a switzy house maid and then because she broke my window. LOL

[bwells]

After he hit the tree, did he replace the divet?

[Xcesive8]

News flash - Tiger confirms doing the dirty on his wife!
Wow so it was a true story.. I wonder if he'll now except his
new nickname " Cheetah woods " this guy just can't get enough pu$$y!

[Efis]

I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks!!!

Blake

[egneg]

Tiger Woods after his wife had a in depth discussion with him.

[andym]

That just goes to show some blond's are not just after the money, doesn't it???? Oh $hit I know they are all after money............................................. .....

[Doug Smock]

You guys are BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!!

[Flying Scotsman]

I also needed a good laugh, you guys are the best

Douggie, responding from the pub/brothel at 2.30am. Andy you have saved my life with your advise

[Steven Vaccaro]

Don't take this the wrong way, because I believe what he did was wrong. And the jokes are funny. Keep them coming.

But its funny, Over the years the guy is praised for being a nice guy with a squeaky clean record. Now something bad happens and every Joe, Dick and Harry comes on to the local talk radio stations to tell their stories of what a jerk this guy has been in past years on the golf circuit. I think 99% of these people are full of crap. Some people love to toss stones at the "well off", when their down on the ground.

[domwilson]

Don't take this the wrong way, because I believe what he did was wrong. And the jokes are funny. Keep them coming.

But its funny, Over the years the guy is praised for being a nice guy with a squeaky clean record. Now something bad happens and every Joe, Dick and Harry comes on to the local talk radio stations to tell their stories of what a jerk this guy has been in past years on the golf circuit. I think 99% of these people are full of crap. Some people love to toss stones at the "well off", when their down on the ground.

It's funny how that is. He has an accident, suddenly 3 women had an affair with him.
Fame at any cost? Where were they before the accident? Why is the media so fascinated with his marital problems? Why does anyone care?

[Steven Vaccaro]

Why is the media so fascinated with his marital problems? Why does anyone care?

His whole life is based around media. If there was no media/tv, he would be another regular Joe like the rest of us. Whats that saying, "Live by the sword, die by the sword!"

[domwilson]

I agree that his professional career played out in the media. But not sure of when or if his personal life became fodder for the media with the exception of his racial affiliation.

[Steven Vaccaro]

I believe he has NO personal life. His whole professional existences and career is based on being on tv/media, and wearing a label on his hat, pants or shirt. He sold his soul to the devil(media) when he decided to take money for hitting a ball in a hole.

[AndyKunz]

I'm not much into pro sports, but I didn't realize how much not. Tiger Woods is black?!?! I heard his name as being a great golfer, being better than the only golf name I remember as a kid (Nicklaus). I didn't realize color made a difference - baseball and basketball have been fully integrated sports as long as I can remember. I guess football is too.

Bummer on him cheating, if he did. That picture is a riot.

Andy