Duck police!

[razzle]

I took my boat down to a big lake near my parents house the other day and while I was putting in my second set of batteries this old chook came over and sat down on a bench next to me and my family, and said that she was watching me and my boat was going to close to the ducks and stressing them out. She said that I was setting a bad example to my children, I just ignored her then she walked over and talked to this other guy who was walking around the lake, then he came over and had a talk to me about how I should find another lake and that I was upsetting the ducks. As he was walking off he was yelling something at me with weird hand gestures I think he was skitzo! I wish people would just mind there own business, if I ever see this guy down the lake again he's going in the lake with his mates HA! HA! HA!. The funny thing is they were both feeding the ducks bread which is prohibited and unhealthy for them so who is the bad guy!

[iamandrew]

clearly the solution to this problem is to buy a nitro boat :D

[razzle]

Yeah! or open season duck hunting?

[siberianhusky]

Need a good dog! Although a shotgun is much more satisfying when dealing with vermin.

[dana]

seriously. bread is terrible for ducks…. and youre the bad guy? i always tell people to go play in traffic when theyre bothering me. usually its fisherman. i run my boats wayyy away from their lines, but they insist the fish get scared!

[egneg]

That's why I named my boat this ...

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Thanks to AndyM

[razzle]

Epoxy some blades to the front of your boat!

[twofford71]

what lake were you running at? anywhere near seattle and you will run into tons of hippies and hipercrits! heheh

[srislash]

what lake were you running at? anywhere near seattle and you will run into tons of hippies and hipercrits! heheh

It's the same up here in Vancouver

[dana]

As long as you aren't doing anything illegal, I tell people to kiss my ass.

[razzle]

It's a place in Western Australia called Ellenbrook it's a new area thats been spoilt by state housing...state housing=bums, weirdo's and old chooks with sagging jugs and dirty tracksuit pants!!

[Flying Scotsman]

It's the same up here in Vancouver

I can attest to that and mostly old ducks with dogs running off leash.....Man alive, old women can be very bitter and strident. I just tell them to f.ck off.

Douggie

[Basstronics]

WA= Washington state to us Americans.

As long as you are not chasing after the ducks and stay away from them then there is no harm. However if you are chasing them around that is kind of A-holish.

Ive had fisherman and scuba divers complain before. Public park and Im breaking no rules. Piss off.

[Make-a-Wake]

I thought razzle was in Washington state at first too.....................but the "old chook" gave him away to me.

[srislash]

I can attest to that and mostly old ducks with dogs running off leash.....Man alive, old women can be very bitter and strident. I just tell them to f.ck off.

Douggie

I just last week had an incident with an older lady and ducks but thankfully managed to discuss it nicely with her and come to a comprimise .