Skippies and Kiwis

[Flying Scotsman]

Can you only read one word a minute

The Good Douggie

[drwayne]

Google the Black Douglas

The Good Douggie

Wikipedia was better...........

The poet and chronicler John Barbour provides us with a pen portrait of the Black Douglas, among the first of its kind in Scottish history;

But he was not so fair that we
Should praise his looks in high degree. [ ugly ]
In visage he was rather gay; [ raving poofter ]
His hair was black, so I heard say,
His limbs were finely made and long, [ tall skinny bastard ]
His bones were large, his shoulders strong, [ sheep shagger's shoulders ]
His body was well-knit and slim [ or anorexic ? ]
And those say that set eyes on him,
When happy, loveable was he, [ conman ]
And meek and sweet in company, [ see above ]
But those with him in battle saw [before falling down in hysterics ]
Another countenance he wore! [ a micro size cod peice for his 1" doodle ]

If he visits Australia.. I hope it's during tourist season, coz then I get a bag limit of 5.. winged a 6th one a few years ago and had to pay a penalty to the coppa who caught me trying the baby seal trick.....

W

[Xzessperated]

Andy, Wayne,
He is not going to Australia, he is coming to Tasmania. He will be very welcome here. He will soon find many breeding partners in the suburbs of Ravenswood and Rocherlea. Sales of Whisky will sky rocket and our economy will be even better than the economy of Cape Barren Island.

[Flying Scotsman]

Wikipedia was better...........

The poet and chronicler John Barbour provides us with a pen portrait of the Black Douglas, among the first of its kind in Scottish history;

But he was not so fair that we
Should praise his looks in high degree. [ ugly ]
In visage he was rather gay; [ raving poofter ]
His hair was black, so I heard say,
His limbs were finely made and long, [ tall skinny bastard ]
His bones were large, his shoulders strong, [ sheep shagger's shoulders ]
His body was well-knit and slim [ or anorexic ? ]
And those say that set eyes on him,
When happy, loveable was he, [ conman ]
And meek and sweet in company, [ see above ]
But those with him in battle saw [before falling down in hysterics ]
Another countenance he wore! [ a micro size cod peice for his 1" doodle ]

If he visits Australia.. I hope it's during tourist season, coz then I get a bag limit of 5.. winged a 6th one a few years ago and had to pay a penalty to the coppa who caught me trying the baby seal trick.....

W

Love you Doc but you are still a wanker...that was really a funny response.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLotCReqf8Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EzTI62LvQ0

Here is another rendition and you Yanks will have a better understanding of your university marching bands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjCWLtlmuT0&feature=related

The Good Douggie

[drwayne]

Quarantine will have issues allowing a Sly Fox into Tasmania, mate.
He'll wind up ear tagged with a gps tracker up his arse before they turn him loose.

W

Andy, Wayne,
He is not going to Australia, he is coming to Tasmania. He will be very welcome here. He will soon find many breeding partners in the suburbs of Ravenswood and Rocherlea. Sales of Whisky will sky rocket and our economy will be even better than the economy of Cape Barren Island.

[andym]

Ah mate what are you doing ??? Telling Douggie that he will get things shoved up his arse will only get him on that plane quicker !!!

[drwayne]

Ah mate what are you doing ??? Telling Douggie that he will get things shoved up his arse will only get him on that plane quicker !!!

Nah Cobber.
Warning Paddy he will likely be the registered sponsor of this tagged fugitive, responsible for weekly gps battery changes too.
I doubt Douggie will have a problem, but it's a shi tty job mate ...
[ BTW, I saw elbow length rubber gloves at Coles the other week.. .ideal for arseholes like Dug's. The horrors.. the stench .. all that decaying hagis.. OMG ......... ]

Sometimes alcohol isnt enough to help you forget.....

W

[Flying Scotsman]

Ah mate what are you doing ??? Telling Douggie that he will get things shoved up his arse will only get him on that plane quicker !!!

Now that is exciting and Doc do you have an arse or has Andy destroyed it !

The Evil Douggie

[drwayne]

Now that is exciting and Doc do you have an arse or has Andy destroyed it !

The Evil Douggie

Never had the discomfort of meeting andy.
Btw, my arse is so tight I hafta fart through my ears ............
gunna take it that way to the grave.
:grin:

[Flying Scotsman]

Love you assholes Douggie is on his way and lock up sheep, daughters, married women and last but not least JUNE.

Souggie

[bwells]

Douggie, you need a spankin' and you may find it there!

[Xzessperated]

Douggie, you need a spankin' and you may find it there!

Usually we love our tourists and immigrants but this is what happens when they get out of line...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrqRopGPaBY

This happened because a certain group of immigrants thought they could bash our Surf Lifesavers and take control of our beaches. You don't see it here but there was a lot of blood spilled.

The guy at the end of the video might be Andm, if not it is his twin cousin.

[bwells]

Tourism is great but immigration has it's week points, kinda like grand kids

[Xzessperated]

Tourism is great but immigration has it's week points, kinda like grand kids

I'll drink to that

[Flying Scotsman]

Tasmania here I come with a very Scottish view

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2V-rfkl0g&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR5Iu9gyLXo&feature=related

Douggie