Skippies and Kiwis

[Xzessperated]

Doby is French/German/Canadian. He will eventually attack himself and join the resistance against himself and become totally confused and be the butt of Douggies jokes forever.

Left one, skip one, knit one, pearl one.

[Flying Scotsman]

Aw come on you twits, give Doby( John) a break, he is from ONTARIO and a French Canadian German...man that is enough to make one see a shrink for a lifetime. Unlike you babling morons who are beyond saviour due to you all having come from a single dna source.. ANDY PANDY
John is capable of holding his own once he understands the demented souls that post on this thread. Paddy is excused as he is the only FE enthusiast left standing in Tasmasania after the DUCKS figured out how to piss off all other enthusiasts. It was a sad day when they swarmed every pond looking for a moron who wears Green Bay underwear and who has a habit of wandering around muttering St. Kilda should have have won the championship with a demented look in his eye.
John welcome to this wacky thread and a donation of a lamb and welly boots is required, plus pictures of you in a kilt, bush shorts and a cowboy hat with one side tilted upwards

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Aw come on you twits, give Doby( John) a break, he is from ONTARIO and a French Canadian German...man that is enough to make one see a shrink for a lifetime. Unlike you babling morons who are beyond saviour due to you all having come from a single dna source.. ANDY PANDY
John is capable of holding his own once he understands the demented souls that post on this thread. Paddy is excused as he is the only FE enthusiast left standing in Tasmasania after the DUCKS figured out how to piss off all other enthusiasts. It was a sad day when they swarmed every pond looking for a moron who wears Green Bay underwear and who has a habit of wandering around muttering St. Kilda should have have won the championship with a demented look in his eye.
John welcome to this wacky thread and a donation of a lamb and welly boots is required, plus pictures of you in a kilt, bush shorts and a cowboy hat with one side tilted upwards

Douggie

Xzessperated is thinking about the ANDY PANDY dna source. Looking in the code book..... I found it.... meaning is.... extremely intelligent and good looking and known for gentleman like character. Yes that is us Aussies to a tee. Good man Douggie.
We have all felt sorry for Doby and the way he is made fun of because of where he lives. Doby is the epitome of what it is like to be a Canadian.... French with a Fast Electric. Go Doby
Group hug for Doby and Douggie

[andym]

Stuff the group hug lets invade Canada guys!!! Come on who is with me, Rape and Pillage sure as hell beats Soil and Toil !!!!
From the sounds of it the Yanks would not give a crap and their army is worse than the Kiwi's !!

[Xzessperated]

Stuff the group hug lets invade Canada guys!!! Come on who is with me, Rape and Pillage sure as hell beats Soil and Toil !!!!
From the sounds of it the Yanks would not give a crap and their army is worse than the Kiwi's !!

Andy it might be better to just stick to the raping. After all if we pillage all we are going to get it a tug boat, a few kilts and several empty bottles of Scotch.

[Flying Scotsman]

Canada has just issued a SHEILLA alert....Please make sure that all your daughters, sheep, bears and moose are locked up, as our spy Dolly has informed the government that a band of misfits from the Big Big Island are about to land on our fair shores. They will be easy to spot as they will be clutching toy boats and uttering "G'day mate and f*ck you too. Upon sighting these morons phone John Cleese and Eric Idle @ 1 800 lumberjack to pick up these scoundrels, they will then be escorted to the US border and heaved over the 49th parallel to await their fate in the hands of Properchoper, UbHauled, Raptor and many other American FE fanatics who will be dying to show them how SERIOUS they can be.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Canada has just issued a SHEILLA alert....Please make sure that all your daughters, sheep, bears and moose are locked up, as our spy Dolly has informed the government that a band of misfits from the Big Big Island are about to land on our fair shores. They will be easy to spot as they will be clutching toy boats and uttering "G'day mate and f*ck you too. Upon sighting these morons phone John Cleese and Eric Idle @ 1 800 lumberjack to pick up these scoundrels, they will then be escorted to the US border and heaved over the 49th parallel to await their fate in the hands of Properchoper, UbHauled, Raptor and many other American FE fanatics who will be dying to show them how SERIOUS they can be.

Douggie

I'll smoke some of whatever you are smoking Douggie. Mate this war will be over before you can put your kilt on.

[egneg]

Douggie it is easy to keep the big island folks at bay. Play this song from all the loudspeakers in Canada and they will explode!

[Flying Scotsman]

Brilliant Chuck. The only problem is what to do with the sticky mess.

Douggie

[Xzessperated]

Douggie it is easy to keep the big island folks at bay. Play this song from all the loudspeakers in Canada and they will explode!

OMG. Isn't Chris gorgeous. Hold me Chris and not that tart.

[Simon.O.]

Stuff the group hug lets invade Canada guys!!! Come on who is with me, Rape and Pillage sure as hell beats Soil and Toil !!!!
From the sounds of it the Yanks would not give a crap and their army is worse than the Kiwi's !!

Rape?? It can only be rape if they do not want it and who would refuse Paddy !!
Pillage ??, nah I got a better plan, stay and use all the great resources of Canada
The Army ?? Most of all of our countries armies are of in whatfarkitstan making the world a better place.

If we went to Canada we would have a ball. Boats, babes and beer.
Do they have Goats in Canada

[andym]

Simon my favorite Kiwi whom plays with a tiny prop, how ya going? Yes we know it may be tiny but you come fast!! or so your missus say's

[Flying Scotsman]

Do they have Goats in Canada[/SIZE]

True, if you went to the west or east coast.

In Ontario, it would be barns, bears, ginger beer, brotlhels and black flies

Douggie

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From this...

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Andy we got her. As discussed on the phone Dolly the spy has been caught by TASIO and executed after a short trial. She was found guilty of working as a spy for that mixed up Scots/Canadian scoundrel Douggie. She was tortured before her death and we found out all of Douggies boat building secrets. These secrets almost filled the back of a postage stamp and will be sent on to you for analysis. We asked her what her last wish was before we executed her and she said that she had sold herself all of her life and she would like to do that one last time. To upset her we told her we would slit her throat and sell her in the butcher shop. Let this be a warning to any more of Douggies spies. Douggie will have to get his meat in for the weekend a different way now.
One thing she did tell us before she died was that she had a lamb in Canada. Apparently she had an affair with a goat. Their kid as she called it had gone to New Zealand and that was the last she had heard from it.
Dirty deeds done with sheep indeed little Bo Peep.

[andym]

Fantastic news my evil friend !! Now we can have a chop on the BBQ whilst we resurrect our plan for world DOMINATION.
We have Ozzie in place to get the pics of Douggie chasing another ovine sexual encounter. We can then blackmail the dirty eunuch to do our dastardly deeds. Hahahahah
I have to wonder if YOU tenderized Dolly a little to much ??? If you get my drift, Douggie's left overs mate!!! Think before you root next time.
The word on the street is that Doby sabotaged your 1527, we must have them worried, time to move in for the fatal blow.