Skippies and Kiwis

[egneg]

From this date forward you shall be known as DUK FUK CHUCK
A great looking cat, nice gel coat I bet Dr Wayneker is beating of looking at her

Thank you for that Andy - DFC... sounds like I'm a rapper.

[Boaterguy]

Okay, I am no longer worried, but I am yet to see this douggie, i'm assuming he is his own schizophrenic vision, if he died he would die. I think I need to get some of these stickers to go on either my rigger or my party boat. Just don't let the rents see it!
Andy I looove the picture, thanks and keep posting so I can pretend to read them!

[drwayne]

Boasts??? There is a whole video of it on YouTube.

Dr W, if you would be so kind as to send me your PO Box I will slip the Swordfish in the mail for you.

daft old bugga
if I send you my post box, I'll hafta visit you to open it and get the esc !
tsk tsk.

[drwayne]

Woman at AustraliaPost refused to take the Maritimo package this morning.
Said the content description was offensive.
1xwhite pussy.

Will try again tomorrow arvo after she flies her broom home.

W

[drwayne]

Woman at AustraliaPost refused to take the Maritimo package this morning.
Said the content description was offensive.
1xwhite pussy.

Will try again tomorrow arvo after she flies her broom home.

W

sad but true ( I deleted a few obscenities. )

today, content label said {cat}
post woman asked what kind of cat ?
{dead}
inappropriate.. what kind of cat?
a {remote control cat}
Oh, really ? sounds cute .. .. how is it remote control?
Has a pair esc and motors and propellors and .
So it is in fact a boat.. why not label the contents as boat ?
Because this style of boat is called a catamaran... {cat}
Are you trying to be smart ?
Not trying... I am.
Am what ?
Smart ...
. at this stage the other post office person was busy wiping tears from her eyes and suggested I move myself to her counter....
Road or air, she asked...
Doesnt road involve seafreight to Tasmania? , i replied ..
haha she said, forget the contents label... will go road/sea.

Voila.. and people say the public service cannot take a joke.

The other postal woman was sending eyeball launched 'death' darts into my neck as i walked out the store ...
I saw her flying away on her broom as I pulled out from the carpark ......back of my neck been itchy ever since ... very strange...

W

[drwayne]

This your ex-missus andy ?
I agree, a bit feral ... wouldnt even turn around and smile for the camera........... dont know what ever attracted you.

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[Flying Scotsman]

Wayne, you are a beauty......were you weaned on Monty Python sketches?

Douggie

[drwayne]

Wayne, you are a beauty......were you weaned on Monty Python sketches?

Douggie

OMG, busted .........
My first inhalations of Monty Python was The Holy Grail... and have been breathing deep since.
Was a long way from mainstream UK humour to MP... and the delicious aroma led me down the path to the oddity I am today .... a protector of juniper berries.
Saw John and Eric at standup in Glastonbury(spell?) 1986/8?.. took months for my sides to heal ( laughter will be the death of me .....)
My dvd shelves hold the complete MP selection , alphabetically stacked between "OMG, did she really swallow that? " and the "Nude nuns with guns" miniseries

Ni !

[egneg]

Identification of trees from a distance ... THE LARCH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8nHaelWtc

[drwayne]

Identification of trees from a distance ... THE LARCH.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8nHaelWtc

A classic.
Monty Python does not exist in a parallel universe.. theirs runs off at a rather obtuse angle..

[Flying Scotsman]

Douggie meets Dr.Wayne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqyxXX3Ra4A&feature=related

enough said.

Douggie

[drwayne]

Before my daughter was around 8years old, she knew intuitively that the real name of Jesus was in fact Brian... and spent ages trying to convince her great-nanna of his historic theological feats ... then after locating and playing dad's sacred vhs documentary of Brian's life, my gran gave in to my child's determination.

My daytime soap opera addicted gran accused me of brainwashing her great grandchild......

W

[Boaterguy]

You're a doctor, you fix it!

[egneg]

You're a doctor, you fix it!

There is no fixing Monty Python as IT'S quite unnecessary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063jQAM6N8I&NR=1&feature=fvwp

[drwayne]

There is no fixing Monty Python as IT'S quite unnecessary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063jQ...1&feature=fvwp

tsk tsk

youth of today have no idea what life was like last century.
No ipods, iphones, innernet, digital cameras.. we would go outside . because we wanted to !
Dont you wish we could go back to the good old days..when sex was dirty and the air was clean ?
Once Ive had my lunchtime nap, I'll post some more words of remembrance to freedoms lost....