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  • Darin Jordan
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    • Apr 2007
    • 8335

    #1

    The Next 4-years - Rules According to Chicago

    To understand the next 4 years, you have to understand...
    "The World According To Chicago."


    Chicago is more than just a city in Illinois,
    it's a completely different world
    with a whole different set of morals and language.

    There are only three rules there which anybody can understand.
    You don't even need an attorney to understand them,
    and if you need an attorney,
    Well . . . you know too much, so look out for Rule #3!

    RULE #1
    No matter what you see, hear, or do - you don't know anybody and you don't know nuttin'...!

    RULE #2
    If you capture something on tape or camera - it doesn't reveal nuttin'...!

    RULE #3
    If you know what anybody knows in Chicago , well . .. ..
    Dat's' da last ting you'll ever know, and you'll wish youse never knew nuttin'...!


    Now, pay close attention...
    we don't want to have to say this more than once.
    It's very simple . . ..
    We'll illustrate.
    If you have to, read slowly!
    These two? They don't know each other!




    Remember the first picture?
    Be sure you only remember that they don't know each other
    and you certainly don't know dem either!

    Da fellas in the background in this picture? Well . . ...
    What fellas? We don't see nuttin'...!




    Oops! How did that get in here?
    Da guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus.
    And the guy on the right . . .well, he's Da Easter Bunny!
    That's all you need to know and you're better off if you don't know that.




    Go to your eye doctor,
    Youse eyes is lyin' to yas! Capice?




    We don't want to know what they're saying.
    Remember Jimmy Hoffa!
    He knew too much and now . . .well . . .
    Now no one knows where he is.
    Is the big picture clear?
    Not these pictures gumwad, cuz youse already forgot dem!




    Now, ain't that simple?
    They don't know nuttin' and neither do we!
    And don't forget it!

    P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget Rule #1
    and, that ways, there's nuttin' to fear about #3!
    Darin E. Jordan - Renton, WA
    "Self-proclaimed skill-less leader in the hobby."
  • JimClark
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2007
    • 5907

    #2
    What post Darin
    "Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone except God.
    Billy Graham

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    • Darin Jordan
      Fast Electric Addict!
      • Apr 2007
      • 8335

      #3
      I know 'nuttin...

      Of course, most people say "I DON'T know 'nuttin"... which is a double negative and shows that they DO know SOMETHING... Hmmmm...
      Darin E. Jordan - Renton, WA
      "Self-proclaimed skill-less leader in the hobby."

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      • ghostofpf1
        Senior Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 392

        #4
        LOL... We need a :yawn: smilie......

        Steve

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        • Steven Vaccaro
          Administrator
          • Apr 2007
          • 8723

          #5
          All I know is my Mother wouldn't cut my hair when I was younger and always looked the Gov. Governor DUDE use some of those payoffs and get a hair cut, the 70's are out.
          Steven Vaccaro

          Where Racing on a Budget is a Reality!

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          • Darin Jordan
            Fast Electric Addict!
            • Apr 2007
            • 8335

            #6
            Originally posted by ghostofpf1
            LOL... We need a :yawn: smilie......

            Steve

            We also need a "Stikin' head in the sand" smiley...

            Darin E. Jordan - Renton, WA
            "Self-proclaimed skill-less leader in the hobby."

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            • calcagno45
              Fast Electric Addict!
              • Mar 2008
              • 1006

              #7


              Hilarious!!!!
              My prop hasn't been wet in a while.

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              • ghostofpf1
                Senior Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 392

                #8
                Originally posted by Darin Jordan
                We also need a "Stikin' head in the sand" smiley...

                LOL... I agree...I could have used it frequently while conversing with some of you regarding teh shrubs shortcomings for the last 8 years

                Steve

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                • Steven Vaccaro
                  Administrator
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 8723

                  #9
                  I remember the days after 911, people were sad and scared. Days later, that turned to frustrated and angry. Those times have been easily forgotten by many people. What should have been done differently by the US government? I don't pretend to know one way or the other on whats right or wrong, because in the end, "ALL" of us only know what the news and government wants us to know. But I do know that since that day, a certain group of people still hate us and have not had the chance to do it again. For that I'm thankful.
                  Steven Vaccaro

                  Where Racing on a Budget is a Reality!

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                  • Flying Scotsman
                    Fast Electric Adict!
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 5190

                    #10
                    Steven, I was at a packaging show in LA when the 9/11 news broke. A terrible event. The show was cancelled the next day and people were wondering how they would get home . No planes, as a lot of planes were told to land in Canada and stand by. The best part is to ask people how they got home...the road stories are amazing.
                    Hate is a strong word. Devious and mislead individuals who are indoctrinated to a bombing mission are wrong and we are also all guilty of those assumptions from power era to power era

                    Douggie

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                    • Darin Jordan
                      Fast Electric Addict!
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 8335

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Flying Scotsman
                      Hate is a strong word. Devious and mislead individuals who are indoctrinated to a bombing mission are wrong and we are also all guilty of those assumptions from power era to power era

                      Douggie

                      I'm sorry to disagree slightly here, but hate is hate... I don't care HOW you got to that point, if you hate someone enough that it's worth it to you to blow yourself up trying to take them out of this world or hurt their loved ones, then you are just a little bit more than "mislead"...
                      Darin E. Jordan - Renton, WA
                      "Self-proclaimed skill-less leader in the hobby."

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                      • Doug Smock
                        Moderator
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 5272

                        #12
                        Baskin Robbins is introducing a new ice cream in honor of the inauguration. It is called "Barocky Road".


                        It's half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by "fruits" and "nuts"!
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                        • RCprince
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                          • Jul 2007
                          • 1637

                          #13
                          stop Whining people, you sound like a bunch of school girls, trying to see which jock you'd rather have take advantage of you. Spend less time on the forum talking about it and be about it. Catch a plane, train, bus or drive to DC and let you voice be heard, as a matter of fact... http://www.whitehouse.gov
                          Samuel Johnson - “An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere.” William Cooper "listen to everything, read everything, and believe nothing unless you can prove it in your own research!"

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                          • Doug Smock
                            Moderator
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 5272

                            #14
                            It's a joke guy, lighten up and have some popcorn and beer on me.





                            Doug
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                            • Dr. Jet
                              Fast Electric Addict!
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 1707

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Darin Jordan
                              I'm sorry to disagree slightly here, but hate is hate... I don't care HOW you got to that point, if you hate someone enough that it's worth it to you to blow yourself up trying to take them out of this world or hurt their loved ones, then you are just a little bit more than "mislead"...
                              Right on target again Darin. These cockroaches do not have the same thinking process or mindset as Westerners. From the moment they are born, they are taught hate in their madrasas. They learn that Jews grind the bones of Arabs to make bread; they are taught that those who do not follow the teachings of Mohammed are sub-human; they are taught to spread Islam "by the sword"; they are taught that killing Infidels is the path to ever-lasting glory; they are taught that their economic woes are caused by the Jews; they are taught that Jews stole their land in 1948 (by the way, Mark Twain remarked that that portion of the Middle East now known as Israel was over 75% Jews, and that was in 1860, so don't tell me there we no Jews there before 1948). The words "tolerance", "compassion", and "co-existence" do not exist in their lexicon.

                              The only way these people will not hate us is to break the cycle of "education" they receive. And for those already "educated", the only alternative we have is to kill them before they kill us. These vermin want nothing more than to kill as many of us Infidels as they possibly can.

                              You have to be mentally deranged if you think you can "negotiate" with these people. Oh yeah, that's right, Liberals think you can negotiate with them (see tag line at the bottom of this post). Let's see how it would work: You are sitting around the negotiating table in Geneva with the head Wahhabi negotiator and he spells out his position. "All Jews and Infidels must die." Where do you start negotiating? "Only half the Jews and Infidels must die?"

                              No boys and girls, there is REAL hate here, not just poor, "misguided" people that are misunderstood by us evil Westerners.

                              Get a grip people, if these people get their hands on some nukes, do you think they will use that as a negotiating point, or will they simply launch them at the nearest target of opportunity?
                              Last edited by Dr. Jet; 01-24-2009, 11:40 AM. Reason: Fix a bunch of spelling errors
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