Well I'm getting married today any advise?
Getting married today
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Don't do it! Once you say I DO they say not any more.Modified Jae21, Stock Jae21, Cheetah, Ul-1, Shock Wave 26 V2 (Rescue Boat). -
Don't drink too much, in ten years time you will want to remember tonight with utmost clarity.Paul Upton-Taylor, Greased Weasel Racing.Comment
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Don't eat the wedding cake!
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.”“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake?”IMPBA 20481S D-12Comment
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Man you guys are so..... not even sure I can find a word for it...
Paul, Congrats! What advice could anyone give... One of the best days of your life! It is/was for me. I still get a great feeling every time i see our wedding pics and think back. And the memories... Just enjoy it with your "soon to be" wife. And don't smash the cake into her face....unless she starts it.
You going on a honeymoon?
Yeah, and about drinking too much... My wife and i were pretty sober. Our guest on the other hand... Not so much! Funny thing, we had so much fun, we neither felt like eating or drinking much till after all the partying.
But again, awesome... and congrats again!!!Comment
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