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  • mrsSJFE
    Junior Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 25

    #1

    Shower Differences

    How To Shower Like a Woman:

    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mold spots with Tilex.

    Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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    How To Shower Like a Man:

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

    Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.

    Dry off forearms and butt only.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

    Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo'sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.

    If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you. :D
  • saleens7
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2007
    • 1108

    #2
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    ....that was both funny and disturbing....
    saleens7, the wookie of rc boating

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    • Steven Vaccaro
      Administrator
      • Apr 2007
      • 8720

      #3
      LOLOLOLOL How true this is.
      Steven Vaccaro

      Where Racing on a Budget is a Reality!

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      • Jeepers
        Fast Electric Addict!
        • May 2007
        • 1973

        #4
        thats funny! hmmm I am watching my wife walk around naked as I type this, she doesnt follow those rules i guess, and she ALWAYS puts the wet towel on my side of the bed.

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        • hkusp45
          Senior Member
          • Jun 2007
          • 299

          #5
          Very good!!

          Thanks for the laugh!!
          NAMBA #581
          Q mono NAMBA record holder
          'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

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          • SJFE
            Fast Electric Addict!
            • Apr 2007
            • 4735

            #6
            Oh Jesus

            I really wish you wouldent document my shower habbits and tell the guys my love..... Oh and from now on I'll be washing my but crack with...your...well use your imagination......:D

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            • Jeepers
              Fast Electric Addict!
              • May 2007
              • 1973

              #7
              Originally posted by SJFE
              I really wish you wouldent document my shower habbits and tell the guys my love..... Oh and from now on I'll be washing my but crack with...your...well use your imagination......:D
              boy am I slow:D I just noticed that was posted by your lady:D

              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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              • Gilbequick
                Senior Member
                • Jun 2007
                • 140

                #8
                Wooo Wooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahaha!

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                • FE_Chris
                  Senior Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 764

                  #9
                  LOL do you have a camera in my house or something? !!!!!! :-)
                  Fast Electric and Fast Ford's / V8 Mustang Enthusiast

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                  • Stealth Assassin
                    Senior Member
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 610

                    #10
                    Ahhahaha!

                    To funny!

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                    • zrchobbies
                      Member
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 31

                      #11
                      Wow. I never leave the bathroom without board shorts on and my girl is at the least topless when she gets out????? I guess I have it good.

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