Never Lose Your kids !!!!

[jwt]

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my dad!'
'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
'Jack Daniels Whiskey and women with big tits.'

[andym]

HaHaHahhahhaa, that must of been mine, my latest girlfriend a Kiwi barmaid by the way was told by my 13 yr old son that I must realy love her because her tits are soooo big.