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  • mrsSJFE
    Junior Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 25

    #1

    Medical Distinction

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
  • ReddyWatts
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2007
    • 1711

    #2
    So does Mr SJFE have guts or balls?
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    • Jeepers
      Fast Electric Addict!
      • May 2007
      • 1973

      #3
      Originally posted by mrsSJFE
      We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

      GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

      BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

      I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
      Originally posted by ReddyWatts
      So does Mr SJFE have guts or balls?
      UH OH here it comes LOL

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      • part time
        Senior Member
        • Apr 2007
        • 154

        #4
        thats good

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        • whiplash
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 247

          #5
          I like that one...I guess I got niether guts nor balls.....check my
          signature @#*!
          Island Boys Fast Electric Hawaii

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          • FE_Chris
            Senior Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 764

            #6
            MrsSJFE hahahahaha thats funny as all get out. hahahahahahah im still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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