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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow
down in overall system performance, particularly in the fun and sexual applications, which operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Wife 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Screwing 9.5 and Cooking 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as:
SPENDING 5.0,
NAGGING 3.0 and
BITCHING 9.1
SomewhatReasonable 8.0 no longer runs, and Screwing 9.5 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running SmackHer 5.3 to fix these problems, but it either makes the system have all sorts of gliches or entirely shuts down.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: WhatTheHellIsyourProblemBitch.html and try to download IgnoreHerAss 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt-trip 9 .0 update.
If that application works as designed, Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Screwing 9.5 and Cooking 6.5
However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Wife 1.0 to default to PsychoBitch9.5, Bankruptcy7.0 or worse yet Boyfriend 2.5
Please note that even PsychoBitch9.5 is a very bad program that will download the IWantToShootMyself Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install ListenToYourFriendsOrSister 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Girlfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Wife 1.0 or default to Divorce 1.00.
In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Drinking 3.0 and
Football 7.7
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow
down in overall system performance, particularly in the fun and sexual applications, which operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Wife 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Screwing 9.5 and Cooking 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as:
SPENDING 5.0,
NAGGING 3.0 and
BITCHING 9.1
SomewhatReasonable 8.0 no longer runs, and Screwing 9.5 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running SmackHer 5.3 to fix these problems, but it either makes the system have all sorts of gliches or entirely shuts down.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: WhatTheHellIsyourProblemBitch.html and try to download IgnoreHerAss 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt-trip 9 .0 update.
If that application works as designed, Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Screwing 9.5 and Cooking 6.5
However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Wife 1.0 to default to PsychoBitch9.5, Bankruptcy7.0 or worse yet Boyfriend 2.5
Please note that even PsychoBitch9.5 is a very bad program that will download the IWantToShootMyself Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install ListenToYourFriendsOrSister 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Girlfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Wife 1.0 or default to Divorce 1.00.
In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Drinking 3.0 and
Football 7.7
Tech Support
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