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  • Diegoboy
    Administrator
    • Mar 2007
    • 7244
    #1

    A true story

    Today I went to the local FedEx hold location, as I do just about every day. It was unusually busy because of the Holiday shipping. The staff know me there as Danny The Fujitsu guy. They know my last name, but can never commit it to memory because it's 11 letters long and difficult to pronounce.
    My parts arrive regularly under the name "Fujitsu Rep" Today I had a package that was sent under my last name. They looked under F for Fujitsu, but nothing was there. They came back to the counter and said, "what was your last name again? Schum... something right?"
    I said "Ya, I'm the long, hard one"
    I didn't realize what I really said, because I was describing my last name, till all the ladies in the place either blushed or laughed.
    "A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Bruce Lee. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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    • Meniscus
      Refuse the box exists!
      • Jul 2008
      • 3225
      #2
      Try to contain your bragging next time. No one wants to think about that. I just hope, for your sake, that you are not leading them astray.

      Maybe try not to use your wife's makeup mirror (it magnifies).
      IMPBA: 7-Time FE World Record Holder "Don't think outside the box. Rather, refuse to admit that the box exists in the first place!"
      MGM Controllers - Giant Power Lipos - ML Boatworks - Wholt's Wire Drives & Struts - Nano-Oil

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        • Steven Vaccaro
          Administrator
          • Apr 2007
          • 8720
          #3
          These days you can get arrested as a sexual predator for saying things like that! lol
          Steven Vaccaro

          Where Racing on a Budget is a Reality!

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            • Meniscus
              Refuse the box exists!
              • Jul 2008
              • 3225
              #4
              LOL! I can see your next job application right now:

              Any Felony Convictions? If yes, please explain.
              Well you see...I was in this FedEx location and I couldn't restrain myself...
              IMPBA: 7-Time FE World Record Holder "Don't think outside the box. Rather, refuse to admit that the box exists in the first place!"
              MGM Controllers - Giant Power Lipos - ML Boatworks - Wholt's Wire Drives & Struts - Nano-Oil

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                • egneg
                  Fast Electric Addict!
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 4670
                  #5
                  Did you say your last name was "Shlonger"

                  IMPBA 20481S D-12

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                    • Meniscus
                      Refuse the box exists!
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 3225
                      #6
                      LOL, the honorary title even.
                      IMPBA: 7-Time FE World Record Holder "Don't think outside the box. Rather, refuse to admit that the box exists in the first place!"
                      MGM Controllers - Giant Power Lipos - ML Boatworks - Wholt's Wire Drives & Struts - Nano-Oil

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