Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

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  • Avanti
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Nov 2007
    • 1280

    #1

    Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

    Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

    1. Talk about a huge breast!
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. It's Cool Whip time!
    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

    Happy Thanksgiving!!!
    The Manx has been sitting dormant, but I think I finally have my motivation back. I hope to see it float soon.
  • jeff180
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 150

    #2
    These are great I think I will print these out
    and say them over thanskgiving.


    thanks
    sad

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