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  • andym
    More Go Than Show Prop Co
    • Apr 2007
    • 2406

    #1

    It must be close to Christmas

    2008's First Christmas Joke

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met
    by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter
    said, 'You must each possess something that
    symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

    The first man fumbled through his pockets
    and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
    'It represents a candle', he said.

    'You may pass through the pearly gates'
    Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and
    pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and
    said, 'They're bells.'

    Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the
    pearly gates'.

    The third man started searching desperately
    through his pockets and finally pulled out
    a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
    eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those
    symbolize?'

    The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

    And So The Christmas Season
    Begins......
  • egneg
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Feb 2008
    • 4670

    #2
    Originally posted by andym

    The third man started searching desperately
    through his pockets and finally pulled out
    a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
    eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those
    symbolize?'

    The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

    And So The Christmas Season
    Begins......

    And that is how he came to be at the pearly gates ... his wife's name was Dolly!

    IMPBA 20481S D-12

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    • Xzessperated
      Fast Electric Addict!
      • Apr 2008
      • 3060

      #3
      Originally posted by egneg
      And that is how he came to be at the pearly gates ... his wife's name was Dolly!

      Chuck you do not know what you just started if Douggie sees the name Dolly.

      Did you get my PM Chuck?
      Several boats in various stages of destruction

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      • egneg
        Fast Electric Addict!
        • Feb 2008
        • 4670

        #4
        Paddy ... I figured it would open up a can of worms!

        I did get your pm but have been busy so did not add to it yet.
        IMPBA 20481S D-12

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        • andym
          More Go Than Show Prop Co
          • Apr 2007
          • 2406

          #5
          OMG What have you done, Dolly this Dolly that. Well I have had enough of Dolly. She refuses all my advances and treats me like a second class citizen. She romps in the grass with all you flashy fellas but will not let an honest hard workind stiff like me get a look in.

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          • egneg
            Fast Electric Addict!
            • Feb 2008
            • 4670

            #6
            I have a black lab named Dolly. She is a WOLF in SHEEP'S clothing!

            That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
            IMPBA 20481S D-12

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