I think you're the father of one of my kids...

[Xzessperated]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she
replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids,' Now his mind
travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made
love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes
and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[Steven Vaccaro]

Heard it before, but its still funny!

[Xzessperated]

Heard it before, but its still funny!

Steven but I wonder if the guys name was Andy.

[Flying Scotsman]

Steven but I wonder if the guys name was Andy.

NO, IT WAS THE SCOTSMAN

The CIA has deleted his misnoma

Dou....

[Xzessperated]

NO, IT WAS THE SCOTSMAN

The CIA has deleted his misnoma

Dou....

OK. Now I get the picture Douggie. It was your butt and Andy with the wet celery and my teacher. I always wondered why she often wore kilts to school.

[andym]

And what may I ask is wrong with whipping a friends bum with wet celery? I firmly believe that is what friends are for,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Harder Paddy Harder

[ron Olson]

Wet celery huh? I haven't tried that one yet.

[egneg]

Is that raw wet celery or the softer boiled wet celery?

[ron Olson]

Boiled for 3 minutes!
See other joke about breakfast.

[Meniscus]

3 minutes? Now you're just boasting. We all know you like your eggs over easy and runny.

[ron Olson]

That's what I get for leaving the bleachers up outside the bedroom window!