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  • Darin Jordan
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2007
    • 8335

    #1

    Greeks vs. Italians

    ITALIANS vs. GREEKS

    A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.

    Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

    Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

    The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

    The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire...."

    and so on and so on...

    until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

    With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

    The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"
    Darin E. Jordan - Renton, WA
    "Self-proclaimed skill-less leader in the hobby."
  • Steven Vaccaro
    Administrator
    • Apr 2007
    • 8720

    #2
    Originally posted by Darin Jordan
    ITALIANS vs. GREEKS

    A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.

    Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

    Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

    The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

    The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire...."

    and so on and so on...

    until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

    With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

    The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"



    Nice to see some lighter talk in this area today.
    Steven Vaccaro

    Where Racing on a Budget is a Reality!

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    • teach
      Senior Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 509

      #3
      Originally posted by Darin Jordan
      ITALIANS vs. GREEKS

      A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.

      Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

      Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

      The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

      The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire...."

      and so on and so on...

      until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

      With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

      The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"
      Thanks for that.

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      • Chilli
        Fast Electric Addict!
        • Jan 2008
        • 3070

        #4
        I like it. Then again, I'm Italian!!!
        Mike Chirillo
        www.capitolrcmodelboats.com

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        • Avanti
          Fast Electric Addict!
          • Nov 2007
          • 1280

          #5
          Originally posted by Nautiboyz
          I like it. Then again, I'm Italian!!!

          +1
          The Manx has been sitting dormant, but I think I finally have my motivation back. I hope to see it float soon.

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