Paddy gets a mate

[andym]

Two Red Indians and Paddy were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the
mouth of

a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened
closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
Paddy was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it
was
all about,.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season
when
Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an
answer
back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
Paddy wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and

then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he
was
thinking,
'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than
those
the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an
answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into
the
cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
read...............







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NAKED PADDY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!! Sorry Paddy old mate

[Jimmy Sterling]

[Xzessperated]

Sorry Paddy old mate

That's ok Kemo Sabe. Tonto not really hurt. Just acting for Insurance Policy reasons. Now Tonto sue a$$ off Amtrak and get many squaws