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A farmer named Paddy had a car accident.
> >
> > In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was*
> > Questioning Paddy> >
> > 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident,
> > 'I'm fine?'
> > Asked the solicitor.
> >
Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had
> > just
> > Loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'
> >
> > 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted.
> > 'Just
> > Answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
> > accident,
> > 'I'm fine!'?'
> >
> > Paddy said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer
> > and I was driving down the road....'
> >
> > The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I
> > am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
> > accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was
> > fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to
> > sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
> > Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
> >
> > By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's> > answer and
> > Said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say
> > about his
> > Favourite cow, Bessie'.
> >
> > Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was
> > saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into
> > the trailer and was driving her down the road when this
> > huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my
> > trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and
> > Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad
> > like, and didn't want to move.
> > However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I
> > knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly
> > after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up.
> > He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over
> > to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he
> > took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
> >
> > Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand,
> > looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
> >
> > 'Now what the F*ck would you say?'
> >
> > In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was*
> > Questioning Paddy> >
> > 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident,
> > 'I'm fine?'
> > Asked the solicitor.
> >
Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had
> > just
> > Loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'
> >
> > 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted.
> > 'Just
> > Answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
> > accident,
> > 'I'm fine!'?'
> >
> > Paddy said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer
> > and I was driving down the road....'
> >
> > The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I
> > am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
> > accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was
> > fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to
> > sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
> > Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
> >
> > By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's> > answer and
> > Said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say
> > about his
> > Favourite cow, Bessie'.
> >
> > Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was
> > saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into
> > the trailer and was driving her down the road when this
> > huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my
> > trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and
> > Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad
> > like, and didn't want to move.
> > However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I
> > knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly
> > after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up.
> > He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over
> > to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he
> > took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
> >
> > Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand,
> > looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
> >
> > 'Now what the F*ck would you say?'
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