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  • Wetter
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2013
    • 241

    #1

    Jack Schitt

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
    Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
    Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
    Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
    Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
    brothers in a dual ceremony.
    The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
    - U don't know Jack Schitt
    - Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son.
  • Cooper
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Jan 2011
    • 1141

    #2
    Lol!! Keep um coming!!

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    • srislash
      Not there yet
      • Mar 2011
      • 7673

      #3
      that is good

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