Yup all good for a laugh until you realize the duck you were being nice to moves into your backyard. Then the koi pond and eats all the plantlife! Then moves to the deck. Then sits at the sliding glass door all day and night tapping on the glass and pooping all over the deck. But I feel bad for him so when it's really cold I bring him in the garage ( and humiliate him). His girlfriend got eaten by a dog, about 9 years ago so he really has become one of the family. I don't know how long they live but he is been around forever! We play football with him, yes he can fly but guess he chooses not to so he is the football. :). Couple years ago we got a decoy for him, the kind you use duck hunting, simulating a duck eating underwater, ( just the ass sticking up) put it in the pond and let him go--- well he didn't like it, ungrateful little bas#=*#. Got him a piece of tail and he ran away! We have a Irish wolfhound and had a great Dane and both dogs stear clear of him! He is just a pooping, glass tapping, bully, that doesn't play well with others so he gets a taste of his own meds once in a while!!
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