Jokes

[mystiquecraft]

Jokes are very important in our daily life.It makes you laugh and feel free from stresses. people say that it is very easy to say or write jokes but I think it is the hardest thing to do.
Recently I heard a joke from my best friend, it made me laugh for whole day.Here is that joke :

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

If you want these kind of jokes to make laugh as a daily dose of breakfast. Jokes

[bwells]

I'll bet the lawyer is thinking about it!

[1truckerdan]

Here is a pretty good site for jokes

http://www.amazingjokes.com/

Daniel

[mountains]

man goes to doctor says ive got a strawberry stuck up my bum what can you do doc says ill give you some cream to put on it!

[chris]

At a wedding party recently someone yelled,

"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."


The bartender was crushed to death.

[chris]

Men's Helpline



Letter to the Men's Helpline:



Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, and then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

[bwells]

Chris
That hairline crack will cause you problems in the future, You need to replace both of them!