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I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse,
I told her no,I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that
it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to
load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the
hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no;
it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my nutz and a car
hit me.I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.Crazy lady...why else
would I buy dog food??
found this on www.screamandfly.com
in line to check out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse,
I told her no,I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that
it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to
load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the
hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no;
it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my nutz and a car
hit me.I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.Crazy lady...why else
would I buy dog food??
found this on www.screamandfly.com
lmao
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