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  • millzee
    Ozzie Bloke
    • Nov 2010
    • 1092

    #1

    FBI wants You!!!

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

    Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

    MORAL:
    Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
    http://www.youtube.com/user/1millzee?feature=mhum
    "Gimmy Toyz for FUN"
  • scoota
    FE DOWN UNDER
    • Dec 2008
    • 409

    #2
    but so true !
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    • millzee
      Ozzie Bloke
      • Nov 2010
      • 1092

      #3
      Another one

      EAR HAIR

      My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.

      He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

      The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

      At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

      The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."

      The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

      The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

      The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
      http://www.youtube.com/user/1millzee?feature=mhum
      "Gimmy Toyz for FUN"

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