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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water the cows have sh_t in it.'
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more'!
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water the cows have sh_t in it.'
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more'!
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