Paddy the Scientist

[andym]

Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a man`s penis is larger than the shaft.
The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man`s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the US study were incorrect. After three years of research and costs in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man`s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the German study were released, Paddy decided to conduct his own study. Paddy didn`t trust the US or German studies. So after nearly three weeks of intensive research at a cost of around $75for lube, Paddy's study reached a conclusion.
He came to the final conclusion that the reason the head on a man`s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

[egneg]

[andym]

What ? What can you possibly find wrong with this ??? Chuck we all KNOW you agree with Paddy and are continuing to test his theory morning, noon and night as all good scientist's should

[Xzessperated]

So after nearly three weeks of intensive research at a cost of around $75for lube, Paddy's study reached a conclusion.
He came to the final conclusion that the reason the head on a man`s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

I have just come home from a nice evening at the Casino to read this. The truth is I had to play with myself up there too.

[andym]

Always researching Paddy. That is what separates the real scientist's from the pretenders mate. Well done.
Hey Chuck I suppose you are going to protest because Paddy wanks more than you do ??????

[Xzessperated]

Always researching Paddy. That is what separates the real scientist's from the pretenders mate. Well done.
Hey Chuck I suppose you are going to protest because Paddy wanks more than you do ??????

Chuck is upset because ozzie is doing props now.

[andym]

And you could not get a better prop for a pink cat if you tried !!! And that is the honest truth !!

[ozzie-crawl]

best thing about my props, they work either way just as good, they can be run left or right or back to front doesnt make a difference they still give the same performance and one size fits all never buy another prop ever again, but if you mention this thread you will receive 2 props for the price of 3. and if you call in the next ten minutes i will abuse you for calling me so late
so thats 2 props and abuse for only $1,290 or 5 easy payments of $500
remember ozzie props"well get you going no were"

[egneg]

I was given this prop the other day to repair ... I was told it came from an Aussie Wanker!

[Xzessperated]

I was given this prop the other day to repair ... I was told it came from an Aussie Wanker!

Yeah that is how we cup them down here. What is wrong with that?

[Flying Scotsman]

It is all bent, as are many Aussies whom are inclined that way...Broken Hill is the Mecca for this pursuit of ???

Douggie

[ozzie-crawl]

obviously Canadians are ignorant to the queensland art of banana cupping

[Flying Scotsman]

True, but Paddy is still the best sniffer of ladies underwear as he prowls his mantra as the best security twit that Tassy land has ever procured.

Douggie

[egneg]

prop is repaired ...

[andym]

Nice job mate