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  • Xzessperated
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Apr 2008
    • 3060

    #1

    A joke for both of my friends :-)

    Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
    Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.
    He enquired of God, ' where have you been? '
    God pointed downwards through the clouds. 'Look Michael, look what
    I've made,' said God.
    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, ' what is it ? '
    'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put life on it. I'm going
    to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
    'balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.
    God explained, pointing down to different parts of the earth, 'For
    example
    Nth America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
    Sth America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will
    be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.'
    'Over there I've placed a continent of white people and here I've
    placed a Continent of black people.' God continued pointing to
    different countries.
    This one will be extremely hot and arid and this one will be very
    cold and covered in ice.'
    The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another
    area and asked,' what's that?'
    'Ah', said God. 'That's Tasmania, the most glorious place
    on earth.There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the
    home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers,
    explorers and sportsmen
    The people from Tasmania are going to be modest,
    intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling
    the world.
    They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving,
    and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What
    about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'
    God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the wankers I'm
    putting in Victoria'
    Several boats in various stages of destruction
  • Ub Hauled
    Fast Electric Addict!
    • Aug 2007
    • 3031

    #2
    Lol
    :::::::::::::::. It's NEVER fast enough! .:::::::::::::::

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    • westbeach
      OSE Rocks!
      • Feb 2008
      • 951

      #3
      HPR115 x2 ,Dark Horse Shovel, Delta Force CyberStorm, Delta Force Sniper 23-RTR:

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      • NativePaul
        Greased Weasel
        • Feb 2008
        • 2761

        #4
        That's funny but somehow after reading it this bit
        Originally posted by Xzessperated
        The people from Tasmania are going to be modest
        doesn't quite ring true.
        Paul Upton-Taylor, Greased Weasel Racing.

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        • ozzie-crawl
          Fast Electric Addict!
          • Sep 2008
          • 2865

          #5
          he is being modest, he didnt mention also being hung like a horse

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          • andym
            More Go Than Show Prop Co
            • Apr 2007
            • 2406

            #6
            Yeah Ozzie he has a nose like a horse, that is what you mean? Isn't it. What does ring true is the WANKERS in Victoria. For those that do not know Victorian's are the absolute ugliest, low, cowardly bastards on the planet! You could call me a racist but if you come from Victoria we hate you know matter what color, creed or religion you are. The only people more hated are the opinionated bloody whinging POMS with NO sense of humor

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            • andym
              More Go Than Show Prop Co
              • Apr 2007
              • 2406

              #7
              Oh and they make Very Bad beer and can not play footy, all the great players are South Australian, so is the best beer!!!

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              • Flying Scotsman
                Fast Electric Adict!
                • Jun 2007
                • 5190

                #8
                For the unwashed, the animal is referring to that poofter game that boys play in tight shorts that they have borrowed from the Kiwi ballet company.
                The only true male sports that require physical prowess are golf and curling. A palate for good scotch is a bonus for learning the fine points of these rigorous games
                Paddy is excused as his team, the mighty SAINTS, play a mean game of lawn bowling.

                Douggie

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                • andym
                  More Go Than Show Prop Co
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 2406

                  #9
                  I love me Scotch does this make me a curling champion?? That is hair curling and not some strange Scottish sex game I hope!!

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