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The math teacher asks, "what comes after 69?" the girl replies, "you wash your face and rinse your mouth!!.....duh!!!"
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Subject: Guns vs. Women
Ten reasons men prefer guns over women.....
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on
the road.
8. If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask , "do these new grips make me look fat" ?
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.Comment
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Sorry everyone, I failed to say "5pm Eastern time" You have less than 1 hour to get your entry in."A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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I've got the top ones listed, but I find it difficult to choose just one. Still deciding..."A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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I eliminated a few more by reading the top ones a second time. If it's funny after you've heard it before, that makes it a good one."A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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I have it down to five..."A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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very very true i also find that if it literally makes you laugh out loud than its a killer
when you posted this contest it was late late at night and I was sleeping....my blackberry sits on my nightstand and when it triggers I pick it up and read it (yes I am addicted to not missing any deals in the swap shop) which also emails me
so when I saw the contest I immediately thought of one of my most favorite jokes that makes me LOL and my wife popped her head up out of a sound sleep and says what the hell are you laughing atSPRINT CAT 40.........BOOGIMAN 25" MONO 8xl
EX President of the Offshore FE Vultures SocietyComment
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"A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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Reading the 5 a third time..."A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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I had to use a random number generator...
The winner will be #1 on the list."A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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Congratulations nickm669"A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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Congrats Nick! Good Job.Government Moto:
"Why fix it? Blame someone else for breaking it."Comment
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Thanks everyone for the laughs. I don't think I'll do another "joke" thread because my sides hurt...
"A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough."
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Laughter is the best medicine!IMPBA 20481S D-12Comment
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thank you very much. Never expected to win. Just took a shot in the dark. Now if someone could please start a giveaway for an esc. NickComment
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