Skippies and Kiwis

**andym** · 07-20-2009, 05:41 AM

They all look like wild RIDES mate, I take my hat off to you .

**andym** · 07-20-2009, 06:01 AM

It's a good thing it is the JOKES & FUNNY LINKS that has the warning on po&n or you would be in trouble mate! I was once reprimanded for posting a pic of the map of tassie, sort of like this one but she had no clothes on!

**andym** · 07-20-2009, 06:02 AM

Thats Paddy's sister by the way. It's no wonder the Tasmanian's are known for sleeping with relatives!

**ozzie-crawl** · 07-20-2009, 07:32 AM

yes think i mite have pushed the boundries a bit. only reason i had them was because i dont watch tv very often and didnt know who sarah palin was so did a google search and thats what i found
do you have paddys sisters number

**andym** · 07-20-2009, 07:39 AM

I have no bloody idea who she is, she is not an Australian so why do I care?
No really I know who she is but still do not care!
For the Yanks we all know that world news in the papers and TV news revolves around America because of the miss placed sense that the USA is the world.
But over here the world news revolves around the WORLD. Fancy that.
Next thing you know they will have a World series that involves.............wait for it ..... THE WORLD!!!!

**andym** · 07-20-2009, 07:53 AM

Paddy.s sisters number is 040059748? I will leave the last number out so anyone who calls her she will know have tried at least 9 other numbers and must realy like her!

**egneg** · 07-20-2009, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by andym

For the Yanks we all know that world news in the papers and TV news revolves around America because of the miss placed sense that the USA is the world.
But over here the world news revolves around the WORLD. Fancy that.
Next thing you know they will have a World series that involves.............wait for it ..... THE WORLD!!!!

Every map of the world that I have seen has the USA in the middle which proves that WE are the CENTER of everything!

**Rumdog** · 07-20-2009, 05:11 PM

HAHA!! Yeah, thats sports crap has always craked me up. How can you say World Champs when you only play teams from the U.S. and Canada?

**Flying Scotsman** · 07-20-2009, 05:31 PM

I beg to differ the centre of the universe is Scotland and I was a twit to move away. Ah but it is always nice to go home

Douggie

**andym** · 07-20-2009, 05:36 PM

Whats with you guys? I think the pics are a much better topic than what country has the biggest you know what!! You can't win that one anyway because we all know Aussie's have the biggest.
Now back to Paddy's

Sister

**Flying Scotsman** · 07-20-2009, 05:39 PM

The Aussie's have the biggest balls and zero intelligence

Douggie

**andym** · 07-20-2009, 05:42 PM

At least we have worked out that sheep are for eating and woman are for rooting! You seem a long way off from that notion Doug

**Flying Scotsman** · 07-20-2009, 05:43 PM

Agreed...Love you..... Tasmania may now reply with a cultured reply

Douggie

**andym** · 07-20-2009, 05:45 PM

Oh come on Douggie, we want words of your supreme wisdom

**Flying Scotsman** · 07-20-2009, 05:51 PM

Supreme wisdom, not a chance. I am a sheep shagging idiot. New Zealand is my next holiday spot

Douggie

**egneg** · 07-20-2009, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by andym

Whats with you guys? I think the pics are a much better topic than what country has the biggest you know what!! You can't win that one anyway because we all know Aussie's have the biggest.
Now back to Paddy's

Sister

Andy ... do I need to remind you of the picture I have of you?

**andym** · 07-20-2009, 08:19 PM

Oh yeah I forgot about that, as they say the clothes make the man!!!

**Xzessperated** · 07-21-2009, 01:18 AM

Andy you PM'd me for help with the Scotsman. Sorry mate but I am visiting my sister and will be for sometime. You will just have to rely on help from our ANZAC partners.

**ozzie-crawl** · 07-21-2009, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by Xzessperated

Andy you PM'd me for help with the Scotsman. Sorry mate but I am visiting my sister and will be for sometime. You will just have to rely on help from our ANZAC partners.

i was visiting paddys sister at the time but luckly we heard his horse pull up out the front and i managed to sneek out the back door

its not the scots fault they have small willys its just hundreds of years of wearing skirts with no under pants in extreamly cold weathear has genetically shrunk there tool bag

**Simon.O.** · 07-21-2009, 04:49 AM

Two things here.

1. If there is mention of sisters we all need to see pics.

2. Are there anymore pics of that very cool drag boat or of sarah?

**ozzie-crawl** · 07-21-2009, 05:49 AM

no more pics but check this place out very cool pics and videos http://dragboats.com/

**Flying Scotsman** · 07-21-2009, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Simon.O.

Two things here.

1. If there is mention of sisters we all need to see pics.

2. Are there anymore pics of that very cool drag boat or of sarah?

Simon you have this Sarah fixation. I would suggest you visit your local pub and drink some decent beer. I think the home brew is messing up your brain cells.

Ozzie-crawl...We are very proud of our ability to maintain a stiff one in cold temperaturers not like you marsupials!

Douggie

**egneg** · 07-21-2009, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Flying Scotsman

I beg to differ the centre of the universe is Scotland and I was a twit to move away. Ah but it is always nice to go home

Douggie

Sorry to hear about Gordon Waller Dougie.

**Flying Scotsman** · 07-21-2009, 03:17 PM

Chuck, you know your stuff...Peter and Gordon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaDa4PHcoZo

One other anthem...BY THE WHO Watch it ....WOODSTOCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBMos...eature=related
Douggie

**egneg** · 07-21-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Flying Scotsman

Chuck, you know your stuff...Peter and Gordon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaDa4PHcoZo

Douggie

Dougie ... I have been around the block a time or two.

**Xzessperated** · 07-21-2009, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by egneg

Dougie ... I have been around the block a time or two.

I guess that was not in the Volvo though Chuck

**Flying Scotsman** · 07-21-2009, 06:35 PM

VOLVO???
A Swedish mum wagon

Douggie

**egneg** · 07-21-2009, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Xzessperated

I guess that was not in the Volvo though Chuck

Paddy ... the volvo has served it's purpose!

**Xzessperated** · 07-21-2009, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by egneg

Paddy ... the volvo has served it's purpose!

By the look of those marks in the dust you have been out with my sister too Chuck!!!

**ozzie-crawl** · 07-22-2009, 02:54 AM

well we know that volvo isnt from n.z as it doesnt have hoof prints

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